Three

Oh My God

i didnt evven fuckin add you

you did that on your owwn you havve no right to complain

Your life is suffering, clearly.

three??!?

how can there be *three*

Time Line Shenanigans Damn You

my liife ii2 alway2 2ufferiing

ii was2n't goiing to not add you, that'd be rude

oH NO, nO MORE TIMELINE SHENANIGANS, uHH, pLEASE,

you type worse than my friend when he was going crazy

I believe it's a cultural thing.

what'2 wrong wiith how ii type?

jegu2 what ii2 wiith human2 everywhere haviing ii22ue2 wiith quiirk2

you're not human?

what are you?

no, ii'm a troll

are you going to try to kill me?

what?

why would ii want two kiill you?

because troll sounds a lot like monster to me!

It's just the name of their species.

maybe ii am a mon2ter, you don't know

ii have horn2 and 2harp teeth, doe2 that 2ound riight?

a species with horns and sharp teeth!

do you

do you have holes where you're not supposed to?

huh?

liike where?

ii have hole2 where ii'm 2uppo2ed two

in your chest or stomach or something!

not unle22 ii get 2tabbed by 2omethiing

do you get stabbed a lot?

not really, no

ii've never been 2tabbed actually

why are you worriied about hole2?

but you said it like it was something that might happen!

there are monsters from my world with holes!

well ii get intwo fiight2 2ometiime2, but ii u2ually wiin them!

ii don't thiink ii'm from my world, there aren't any human2 on alterniia

your world, ii mean

what'2 your name, human?

why?

becau2e ii'd rather be able two call you 2omethiing iin2tead of ju2t 'human'?

ii'm 2ollux captor by the way

i guess

Asano Keigo

good two meet you a2ano

o_o how are you finding so many eridans?

because hes fuckin goin searchin obvviously

iit ju2t keep2 happeniing

ii'm not lookiing