...It's ridiculous, is what it is.
actually you want two 2ee dii2gu2tiing?
thii2 wa2 the tame2t of the thiing2 ii ju2t found
THAT WAS NOT AN INVITATION.
here kk ju2t for you
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.
It could be worse... at least...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME.
I COULD HAVE GONE MY ENTIRE LIFE WITHOUT HAVING TO SEE THAT.
doe2 thii2 make iit better?
wHY ARE YOU POSTING THESE THINGS,
WHY IN THE NAME OF GOD'S TAINTCHAFING ASSHOLE WOULD THAT MAKE IT ANY BETTER.
ju2t two 2hare my paiin, hone2tly
I'M A STEP AWAY FROM COMPLETELY RELEASING THE CONTENTS OF MY NUTRITIONAL SACK IN DISGUST.
ii really 2houldn't have done an iimage 2earch wiith my name
That Clothing Is Horrible
Jade Just Focus On The Clothing
there is just..... not a lot of it :|
Think Of Eridans Idiotic Tube Top
keep quiiet vk or ii'll po2t the one2 wiith you iin them
casually just gonna leavve this here
I'M INVOKING A NO NAKED PICTURES RULE.
THE FACT THAT THIS NEEDS TO BE A RULE UNDERLINES YOUR BOTTOMLESS STUPIDITY.
I would never post a naked picture of someone else regardless of their attractiveness.
Anyway, you have no authority over me. So.
uh good rule, two bad ii already broke iit
I'M EMBARRASSED TO KNOW YOU.
I like that one too. Which is why I posted it. Apparently you can make shameless puns sound good...
hey hey kar haha
fuck ii can't mute my own plurks thii2 ii2 lame
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STARTED ALL OF THIS.
"ARE YOU HITTING ON HIM."
...well, probably it sounds like that...
youre wwelcome
Is that going to be a problem?
ii don't even know who he wa2 a2kiing
I'M OFFICIALLY ABSCONDING THIS PLURK.
ENJOY YOUR LONELY EXISTENCE YOU TRENCHANT BACKBITING PRICK
Hm? You mean
paradoxhate? I'm fairly sure he was asking me re: you.
no wwait kar look
GOD FUCKING DAMN ERIDAN I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO SEE THAT
BECAUSE YOU'RE INSANE AND ALSO DISGUSTING.
LIKE THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN.
im not insane kar im vvery fuckin SANE thanks and wwell i mean it could if you knoww if you evver wwanted
just throwwin that out there
SORRY, I HAD TO STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD FOR A MINUTE TO VIOLENTLY THROW UP.
oh my god what the hell ii2 wrong wiith you
and ii wiin
nope
ill post it all
yep in his rightful fuckin place
...would it be amiss to say that Sollux should wear gloves more often and just, completely ignore the rest of the content of that picture?
you said this wwas wwar
mo2t of the2e don't even have me iin them!
doesnt matter i said im postin them all its all out fuckin wwar
thii2 war ii2 poiintle22!
only because youre losin
ii've revealed you two be the mo2t depraved de2perate troll iin exii2tence
you've probably got your hand2 down your pant2 riight now don't bother two deny iit
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BOTH??
THAT'S A RHETORICAL QUESTION BY THE WAY.
THE ANSWER IS EVERYTHING.
my hands are no wwhere near my fuckin pants sol but thanks for lettin me knoww what you fantasize ovver
he ha2 no 2hame and that'2 what'2 wrong wiith everythiing!
this is wwar alright shame means nothin in the face a opposition
2hut up ii'm not fanta2iiziing
youre probably ovver there botherin your bulge OR BULGES since this art seems to be convvinced you havve twwo like a FREAK
think a me and starin at these pictures
That's what polishing your bulge means?!
I can't believe I even typed that...
Sollux, don't listen to him.
He's not saying anything that isn't ridiculous.
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA.
yeah well you know what you'll never see iin real liife you piiece of 2hiit?
ANYTHIING 2HOWN IIN ANY OF THE2E PIICTURE2
except for the biits you can 2ee iin a miirror
im sorry did you say somethin sol i wwas too busy not givvin a fuck
yeah and not gettiing one eiither
oop2 ff'2 wonderiing what ii'm laughiing about maybe ii 2hould go talk two her
you know iin real liife 2iince she'2 riight here wiith me
ME AND THIS PLURK ARE, AS OF NOW, FUCKING DONE PROFESSIONALLY.
ii'm not even cliickiing tho2e thumbnaiil2 anymore
SHUT UP I CAN LEAVE AND COME BACK WHENEVER I WANT.
funny howw your only defense evver is fef pretty fuckin sad and pathetic you knoww
iit'2 not a defen2e, iit'2 realiity
ju2t liike the realiity that you have all the2e piicture2 because you can't get any your2elf
bluh bluh who'2 pathetiic now
pffft wwhat a bullshit picture like id evver ruin perfection wwith fuckin cuttin myself
bet that'2 why you wear 2o much damn clothiing
does anyone have any popcorn
oop2 gue22 ii wiin after all
no i stopped carin since filth like you are hardly wworth the attention
clearly i wwin
wwhat the fuck is this
...Aren't all you kids THIRTEEN?
what the unholy fuck ii2 that
no we're 2iix buddy 2o what?
Shit I'm going to jail without question now. "Officer, I swear I didn't know the aliens were six!"
Everything is hilarious and nothing hurts. : : : : D
buzz off vk
Yeah, I'm totally going to complain about me looking hot.
ii wa2 ju2t dii2tractiing you
Wow you do look good there I must say.
Why Did We Have To Do Drag My Personage Into This
2orry kn you were collateral damage
And Six Sweeps Is Translated To Thirteen In Human Years By The Way
Going To Bury My Shame Somewhere Okay
iSN'T THAT, mAYBE, a LITTLE BETTER THAN THOSE PICTURES, uP THERE,
Rainbows Are Okay Ill Deal With That
yES, i THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE THAT, kANAYA,
bEING THAT, yOU'RE A RAINBOW DRINKER,
Yes Im A Rainbow Drinker And That
here tv, thii2 one'2 for you
i REALLY, rEALLY, lIKE THAT ONE,
WhOa ShIt HaHaHa ThIs Be LiKe ThE mOsT bLuShInGeSt MoThErFuCkIn ThInG i EvEr LaId My OcUlAr OrBs AnD sHiT oN
NiCe SaVe, TaVrOs, My ChIlLeSt BrOtHeR
hAPPY, tO BE OF SERVICE, mY BRO, } : D