but not enough humans jiayun.org/onion/009.gif

what do we need human2 for?

what *don't* you need humans for?

they're so interesting!

Trolls are interesting.

what ii22eii 2aiid

oh are you trying to speak troll? it's looking like mangled garbage

trolls are dull. give me a human any day.

Don't insult him!

I have yet to see you being at all interesting.

you just met me~

You just met them. Your point?

i don't need to know them to know that I want a human over them.

Its Called A Quirk Human

it's called annoying trollette

You're certainly not antagonizing me.

Ugh. I can't stand people with such closed minds.

Trollette What In The World Is That

wow fiine iin2ult my quiirk why don't you

a2 iif ii 2hould giive one 2iingle 2hiit

maybe i don't want to antagonize you, princess?

maybe you're not my target

frankly, neither are the trolls but they're all over my plurk jiayun.org/onion/006.gif

and if you don't give a shit kindly leave~

I'm not a princess.

And as for the trolls-- you don't antagonize them, they antagonize you.

close enough~

no one antagonizes me.

That Is What Trolling Called

i didn't mean you can't attempt, trollette. i meant that it won't work~

You're sort of pathetic, aren't you.

At Least You Can Try To Enunciate Thats Just Pathetic

please, share with me my failure to enunciate

No

azulalala you say that like your opinion matters much to me

I feel like you can't because there's nothing to share

As You Cant Even Be Bothered To Try To Enunciate As You Fully Know

i think i've made myself perfectly clear

anyone confused? i'll *enunciate*

trolls are pathetic, humans are love, the rest of you are just boring me

You haven't given any good reasons for this. You've just stated your opinion like it was fact.

Youre Not Enunciating I Am Enunciating

but my opinion is my fact of life. trolls are one dimensional with quirks that butcher the written word

humans are full of interesting surprises and are so very fun to watch!

One Dimensional

One Dimensional You Cant Even Bother With Being Proper And You Have The Gall To Call Us One Dimensional

no kiiddiing, ii'm wiith you kn

thii2 a22hole ii2 boriing

being proper is nothing to do with the dimensions of one's soul

i refuse to acknowledge a race that defines themselves as 'trolls' as interesting

Hes Not Even Trying To Troll Properly

who's not trying to troll properly?

this is the most borin trollin plurk i evver read wwhat the upright fuck is this shit

agreed. you trolls are the most boring trolls ever. what a shame. you can't even live up to your names

oh i meant your attempts to antagonize us

my attempts to antagonize you?

thats wwhat they wwere right

you think that I only just now proclaimed my love for humans over all races?

Ah Theres Enunciation

Oh We Could Show You Videos of Violence And Us Killing Each Other In Violent Gory Manners

i'm not trolling any of you. this is exactly the way I feel

But I Cant Be Bothered

no i dont fuckin knoww you and i dont care to i just saww a bunch a wwhinin about trolls and figured it was a lame attempt

i could care less about annoying you trolls

but if you wwere just wwhinin and not actually tryin its evven more borin goin to mute this shit noww

i just want to collect more humans

but it's cute you all think you're that special that i would attempt to 'troll' you

uHH, i DON'T REALLY LIKE, bEING ANTAGONIZED,

pERSONALLY SPEAKING,

Humans are kind of judgemental, though. I mean really. We're assholes.