WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE EIGHT BALLS IN A TMI PLURK?
I'M LEAVING NOW. I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT PART OF THIS ATTRACTS YOU.
See, this is why you should've muted the plurk in the first pl8ce! God, so stupid.
YOU'RE THE ONE PUTTING EIGHT BALLS IN A TMI PLURK, SO YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME.
What, did you think I was going to post pictures of naked humans????????
AS FUCKED UP AS YOU ARE, I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED.
Ok, I will post pictures of naked humans l8er. Happy????????
8ecause you have a human fetish, Karkat, admit it.
Yes you do. How else can you expl8n your excessive st8ring of my friend John Eg8ert's posterior????????
I DO NOT STARE AT HIS POSTERIOR.
MY CONCUPISCENT QUADRANTS ARE FULL.
John, you're too young to 8e on this plurk. Shoo!
what, no i'm not! what's so bad about eight balls?
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO ASK HER THAT, JOHN
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT HER DEAL WITH THEM IS, EITHER.
Oh. Uh. I have this, um, condition where I post 8 8alls under tmi plurks. It's reeeeeeeeally 8ad.
It's a troll disorder, you wouldn't understand. :::: (
okay and with that, i am leaving this plurk!
Thanks John, you're a s8nt. <33333333
I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE THAT.
SERIOUSLY LEAVING THIS TIME.
What is even happening here????????
They're kissing and they're n8ked????????