because you know thats what you want to see all over your timeline

my penis

yeah cool

Does That Mean That Once We Friend You The Barrage Of Phallic Imagery Will Cease

nah thats clearly why you all came here

I Came Out Of A Morbid Curiosity I Admit

But So Far Its Been References Only

And A Rather Dramatic Image Of A Musical Device With Some Kind Of Decoration Trailing Off It

haha i just pictured a penis with like tinsel on it

thanks for that mental image

WHY IS IT ALWAYS DICKS WITH YOU.

this and other great ideas, dave!

Jade

I Thought I Already Friended You Let Me Fix That

oh hello Kanaya!

oh gosh these stupid smileys!

Hello Again

Or Maybe Hello The First Time I Dont Even Know Anymore

It Seemed Like We Were Safe From Time Shenanigans But

Then Eridan Started Arguing With Himself And Insisting They Were Different

hmmm oh well i know i have dealt with younger versions of myself before!

you know time shenanigans

nobodies safe from time douchery

ever :|

its just not a thing you can be okay and safe from

time is forever!

But When Karkat Started Wondering About It We Didnt Get Any Messages From A Future Karkat

It Just Seems So Unlikely That He Wouldnt Interrupt To Remark On Being In The Future

its karkat

hes an idiot