well no wonder; you've only got like three friends, dude. it'll pick up speed if you go add more or something, you know?

Whatever.

ah, Mister Xanxus! It seems like you've made a plurk as well.

Only because I have nothing better to do.

It's quite interesting though. It's fascinating how technology is in the future.

I don't see what's so interesting about it.

It's a bit like the gear, but only with the texting function.

I'm afraid we do not have this back in my time, so it's rather interesting for me to try

The PokéGear is more advanced than this piece of shit.

language please, Mister Xanxus.

A true gentleman never uses such words.

I don't care about being a gentleman.

Each to their own, I suppose.

I do hope that you are not overworking yourself though.

I'm not.

Fantastic. I would rather not see you sick once again.

Those were special circumstances. I don't plan on doing shit like that again.

Were you in a rush to meet up with someone?

No.

Just in a rush to reach Goldenrod?

Yeah.

Well, I am glad that you are not doing that again. I'm afraid I cannot help you with being here in Cianwood.

Like I'd even need it. I'm not traveling alone anymore.

That's good to hear. It is always much more better when you are travelling with friends.

Sure, whatever.

But why would Plurk ever do that to poor Boring? I wasn't even aware it had the parts for that.

That's not what I meant, dumb shit.

Oh OH silly me. You know if you keep treating people like this your karma might eventually drop. Just thought Id give a pointer to a newbie~

I don't give a shit about my karma.

I have noticed that karma. What is it exactly on this site?

It's a point system that raises every time you do something social on the site :3.

That's stupid.

Why did you join a social network if you don't want to be social? There's nothing wrong with being social.

ah, that is a useful way to motivate us to use the site.

I just don't understand why they think a point system is fucking necessary in the first place.

according to this website, you get more benefits when your karma is large enough. A bit like my picarats system, I must say.

What the fuck are picarats?

ah, my apologizes. They're the point system I use whenever someone solves a puzzle of mine.

The harder the puzzle, the more picarats. You then are allowed to exchange them at the end for different prizes.

What kind of prizes?

all sorts, such as clothes, treats, books, toys, and supplies.

I see.

Would I happen to interest you into a puzzle, Mister Xanxus?

No.

haha, well, it was worth a shot!

Shishi~ it's only boring because *your* boring Boss~

Shut up.

You can make it more fun if you try~

I don't feel like trying.

Well then it's going to be boring, isn't it?

Whatever. I'm going to bed soon anyway.

Shishishi~

it really fucking necessary to type out your creepy laugh?

Well you wouldn't know if I was laughing or not if i didn't!

I don't need to know.

Shishishi~ Well that makes things less fun Boss!

You're fucking annoying.

Not as annoying as Levi or Lussuria though~

No, but still.

See? I'm not that bad~

Yes you are.

Not as bad as them~

So not that bad

I don't care, you're still bad.

Everyone is bad to you Boss!

You're no fun and you dislike everyone~

It's not my fault everyone is an annoying piece of shit.

Shishi~ Well I'm not as annoying as the rest

Whatever. I'm going to bed now.

Goodnight Boss~

If it's boring you so much, why the hell do you bother?

Because I can.

Nothing better to do, really?

Not really.

That's... kinda sad.

Shut up.

If they're not stupid ones.

...No.

Very.

...wow, rudest suggestion...

Ah, alright. ^^;

I hope you weren't seriously expecting me to do a job like that.

Good.