MAGIC ISNT REAL STUPID

STOP BELIEVVIN IN IT

that one is stupid ok

Magic IS R-E-EL.

aww, but can't you all be seein the miracles, bro?

fuckin spiritual

just all sparkling right like there at.

no this is stupid

that is just

gam thats

wait nvm

glitter or somethin

I know )(ow to do magic!

nothin special

eriiiiii play nice

I AM

So it's R-E-EL!

im merely tellin him howw much that is a bunch a HORSEFEATHERS ok

that isnt magic

thats science fef

Okay.

So.

-Explain it.

WAIT.

That's a lovely photograph you found, Gamzee.

You don't even know w)(ay I can do!

NO IT ISNT PINKSCARF

I )(aven;t seen you to s)(ow you.

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It's all magic, dogg

wwell

lets fix that

you just gotta look at shit right

and ill explain howw it ISNT MAGIC

Yea)(.

You do t)(at!

like how does they all know how to motherfuckin sparkle like that?

who done and gone told them to pull that shit, you know?

gam they are just shiny is all

Perhaps The Examples Offered By Some Of The Others In The Bubble Would Be

More Convincing

and now they are all just cheery lil motherfuckers twinkling away like your got some of the fuckin stars all on your prongs

Uh

gam

)(e)(e.

shut up this is fuckin stupid delete this plurk its embarrassin

Don't tell )(im w)(at to do.

S)(ees)(.

You post stupid p)(otos too.

ill tell him wwhat to do all i wwant

NO

Yes.

mine havve meanin

No.

and are important

Well.

his is bullshit

why can't shiny be magic?

Okay.

it isnt

its just shiny

You p)(otos DO )(ave meaning.

Embarrassing? I hardly see how, other than the fact you've yet to properly explain how it isn't magic.

But you don't even know w)(at t()(at is!

magic isnt real THATS HOWW IT ISNT MAGIC

That is hardly a reason.

THATS ALL THE REASON THERE NEEDS TO BE

dude i thought trolls werent real and HERE WE ARE

lea you

are just stupid so its ok

am not!!!

yes you are

>:C

Eridan Have You Ever Seen Someone Light An Object On Fire With Only A Gesture Of Their Body

yeah but there is science behind it ok

oh my god. not this again.

aww, now, motherfuckers, ain't not fuckin reason to all be causing grief here. Maybe it can like be magic and science both.

yeah! gam is right

I think that would be a wonderful compromise.

honkhonkhonk (o:

no please just

no gam

wwhat

Wait

I Thought I Saw You Twice

It Wasnt Just That You Changed Accounts In A Fit Of Moodiness

that wwasnt me

Your Lusus Couldnt Possibly Have An Account Right

With That Display Name I Mean

wwait

wwhat

goin on

wwho the fuck are you tryin to copy me wwhats happenin

oh right im tryin a copy you thats totally fuckin genius thinkin there

i believve that it is YOU tryin a copy me

This Is Seriously Happening Then

wait so are there two eridans now?

Youre Both Confused By This Its Not Just Time Shenanigans

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT CAPABLE OF TRANSTIME MESSAGES.

aww shit, look the fuck at this motherfuckin magic right done here

LET THIS ALL BE A HALLUCINATION.

My magic picture all made more eridans appear

I AM ENJOYING LIVING WITHOUT ARGUING WITH MY PAST SELF.

man this fuckin poser wwhat the evver lovvin fuck

DO YOU FUCKASS?

MAYBE IF YOU LISTENED ONCE AND A WHALE YOU'D LEARN SOMETHING.

wwhoa wwhoa wwhat did i evven fuckin bring to this plurk

i dont knoww but you can fuckin stop tryin to be any time noww

)(e)(e)(e.

From What I Gather Of Those Memos

If It Were Possible A Future Version Of You Would Have By Now Stepped In To Say So

That Seems Like What You Would Do

Provide That Information Promptly