Please post this as your status if you know someone who has been eaten by Reavers and is now the hood ornament of a Reaver ship.
85% of people won't copy this as their status because they have no idea what a Reaver is; .
10% will start speaking Chinese or say something profound like, "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you";
and 5% will start singing "The Hero of Canton"