Rachel
2011-07-20T02:28:51.000Z
Feels like there is an elephant in my eye.
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Rachel
2011-07-20T02:32:47.000Z
which in itself would be a horrible event
Rachel
2011-07-20T02:32:59.000Z
unless it was a tiny elephant
Rachel
2011-07-20T02:33:10.000Z
and then you could extract it, and keep it as a pet
Rachel
2011-07-20T02:33:24.000Z
cut up a banana and make a little hut for it out of the peel
Rachel
2011-07-20T02:33:29.000Z
you could name it Herbert
Rachel
2011-07-20T02:33:39.000Z
think this is the perfect plan really
Rachel
2011-07-20T02:34:01.000Z
something of a work of art
Rachel
2011-07-20T02:34:18.000Z
and then you could get it a miniature ceramic unicorn
Rachel
2011-07-20T02:34:34.000Z
and it would talk to it in it's little elephant language
Rachel
2011-07-20T02:34:43.000Z
but then it would be sad because it wouldn
Rachel
2011-07-20T02:34:47.000Z
talk back
Rachel
2011-07-20T02:35:42.000Z
then it would roam your living room, crying plaintively out to the dust bunnies
Rachel
2011-07-20T02:35:56.000Z
they would listen to his plight, and together they would form a mighty army
Rachel
2011-07-20T02:37:35.000Z
good lord ive got too much time on my hands
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