which in itself would be a horrible event

unless it was a tiny elephant

and then you could extract it, and keep it as a pet

cut up a banana and make a little hut for it out of the peel

you could name it Herbert

think this is the perfect plan really

something of a work of art

and then you could get it a miniature ceramic unicorn

and it would talk to it in it's little elephant language

but then it would be sad because it wouldn

talk back

then it would roam your living room, crying plaintively out to the dust bunnies

they would listen to his plight, and together they would form a mighty army

good lord ive got too much time on my hands