by the lake, as usual. He was now staring at this idiot with a big fish and wondering what the fuck he is doing.

still holding the pole, and flailing around. He begins to run away, but realizes the fish is "chasing" him. He proceeds to run in faster_

_circles, screaming something along the lines of "it's going to get me!!!!"

continued to stare, having half a mind to just help him because he sincerely pitied this bloke. That, and he is disrupting the peace and_

_serenity he had been expecting by the lake.

doesn't notice the englishman and continues his antics.

groaned, got up and walked over to the bloody idiot. He caught the collar of his shirt with one hand while the other caught the string of_

_the fishing pole, effectively stopping the fish from 'chasing' him around. He shot him a glare. "*What*, pray tell, were you doing?"

stops, looks at you, and screams. "AH! YOU'VE GOT CATERPILLARS ON YOUR FACE!!! D|"

jumped about a mile away when the other decided to scream in his face. "What the bloody hell is wrong with you?! And *what* caterpillars?!"

points at them crying.

felt something inside him snap when he knew what the other was referring to. His eyebrow, or caterpillars twitched in annoyance as he said_

_in a dangerously calm voice, "Those are *not* caterpillars..." He was holding up a fist now.

sniffs. "V-vee? Then... what are they?"

threw his arms up in the air i exaperation. "*Why* can't they just be *fucking* eyebrows?!"

((in exasperation*))

seems baffled. "W-what sort of vegetables do you eat to get those?"

had on him now a zero degrees Celsius smile. "Why is that? Do you want to have them too?" He asked.

smiles. "I just figured maybe you should change your diet! Try switching to pasta~ It's nice~ |D"

"I doubt pasta could change a thing..." His voice now had a dangerous edge to it. Just what kind of eyebrow jokes could people think up_

_of nowadays?!

backs away. "Look, don't be angry! See, I even have a white flag! I'm just a virgin, I mean no harm, promise!" He waves a small white flag.

"Such a berk." He mumbled softly to himself, watching as the other waved the white flag. "What has being a virgin got to do with all this?"_

_A pause. "Why are you even *telling* me you are a virgin in the first place?!"

smiles. "I thought maybe you would take mercy on a man who has never had a good enough time~"

flushed. This bloke is seriously wrong in the head! He... Really did not know what kind of response would be appropriate now. "A-Are you_

_*quite* aware of what you are saying?"

tilts his head. "I think so..."

slapped his hand on to his face. "J-Just..." A groan. He supposes he should just let him go. This bloke is an idiot.

smily~

"Enough about the eyebrows." He now gestured towards the fish. "What were you doing just then?"

looks to the fish. "Ah! I caught a fish! But then it chased me... ;-;"

sighed a little exasperatedly. "The fish would barely care to chase after you above water when it is dying."

goes quiet for a moment before asking excitedly, "Vee~ Should we cook it?"

immediately lightened up at the mention of 'cooking'. He nodded quickly, the excitement in his voice barely contained. "Let's do."

brightens up~ "Vee~ What shall we cook? |3"

pointed to the fish. "Well, I was thinking that maybe we could just put it over a fire or something..."

"No spices~?"

raised an eyebrow at that. "Is there really a need to? I-I mean that is how I cook mine at home..." ((Ahhh. Sorry. Plurk has been a wreck_

_to me lately.))

((it's ok~ <3 ))

responds "Sure! Why not? It'll bring out the yummy flavor~"

frowns a little. "W-Well. I suppose we could. Where can we find them, though?"

. "Vee~ the cafeteria~?"

snatched the fish off the hook and nodded. "Let's get going then." He stood there, waiting for the other to lead since he was bad in_

_directions and everything.

starts "talala"-ing all the way to the cafeteria~

glared at him from the corner of his eyes. How bloody annoying. "Oh, shut up, would you?" He growled.