My only friend till I was 10 was the faggot prick next door who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn't worth shit.

Its not even like I had a choice, the town had something like 9 people living in it, I fuck you not.

My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.

Think that's the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his 20's or so. Kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid.

Only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph.

She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid.

You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other's sentences?

Fucking creepers had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the fuck up.

Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.

The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.

you had me there... i only went "OOH" when you said "pokemon master" MAN I AM SLOW LOL

MASTER.

GODDAMN THAT WAS A HARD LIFE THAT I CAN NEVER POSSIBLY COMPARE MY OWN TO. ;;w;;

I saw this on a forum and actually felt bad for the guy... until I got to the last sentence.