One of my patients thinks the new president is named Baracko Bama. She calls him President Bama. 
Alternately, she calls him Senator Baracko.
stardolphin
says
that's a good one. Then can shorten it to "Rocko".
YayHeaven
says
that's cute. I hope she gets to know him a little better than what she already does. 0.0