now i wish i could have some mcdonalds u3u ))

he could try something a little healthier. You know, just every once in a while...

he will never have to give up his favorite food!

eyes his waistline. "Those pants look a little small."

"..." narrows his eyes. "not at all!" panics. "th-they... are the new cool skinny jeans!" grins.

leans forward a little. "Oh? They look like they shrunk in the wash or something."

"yeah! no they are awesome new pants, trust me!"