[switchoverAU] woke up with a terrible headache that day. And his body hurt too! Grumbling, he lifted himself up from the comforts of his
pillow, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. "I had a horrible nightmare.." he mumbled and reached beside him to nudge Ludwig awake. "I had a
terrible dream Lud-" He blearily peered to the empty space. ..that was odd. Had he already woken up..? Stumbling out of bed, his stomach
started growl and he beamed. "Ve~ I think pasta will cure everything! I'll make a lot for Ludwig as well!" And with that he trotted off to
the bathroom..only to stop and stare at his reflection. He blinked. Once. Twice. Make that three times. Slowly he reached up to touch the
black hair on his head and the dull eyes which stared back at him. It took him a while before he laughed. "Ve~ Kiku why are you hiding in
my mir..?" He trailed off and he raised his hand. Kiku also raised his hand. He pulled a face. So did Kiku. After what seemed to be ten
minutes of waving at the mirror, Feli's mouth dropped open. And so did Kiku's. "What the-!" The telephone rang and Feli quickly rushed over
to it, knowing just who it was that was ringing him so early in the morning.
As KIku.... uh ... correction, Feli picks up the phone, a smooth and controlled voice comes from it. "Alhiyo [If I spell it right..==lllb],
might I speaks to Feliciano kun? This is... uh...his body...no... *A sigh of frustration and confusion* My name is Kiku, but I am currently
had taken Feli kun appearance. Might I talks to him to see if the same strange incident had also took effect on him?"
"Ve!VeVeVeVeVeVeVe-!" was all that came out of Feli's - Kiku's? - mouth then as he heard his no - Feli's? - voice on the other end of the
line. When he heard his own voice telling him to stay calm down, he freaked out even more. "Veeee! Ki-Kikuuu!" he sobbed, which was a little
odd to hear because Feli had never thought he would ever hear Kiku sob. Well, technically he was sobbing but then he was in Kiku's body
which meant that-? Suddenly feeling exhausted, his knees gave out and he collapsed to the floor, wailing. "I look so ugly!" he bawled into
the phone.
［ＡＨＨＨＨＨ！！！！KIKUＫＥＹＢＯＡＲＤMALＦＵＮＣＴＩＯＮ！！！！!!!］
昨地粕
(( I think you need to change the input language for your pc ^^;; ))
(( oh wow... This is so confusing.. XD ))
"Ah, Feli Kun? Don't cry. I am sure my appearance while not as attractive, it's satisifying for the general public." Listening to his own
voice, which is slightly softer and deeper than Feli to vee and do all those high pitch scream is...unnerving...Kiku tries his best to calm
down the hysterial Feli thought the phone, while also worry about his old phone being soak by Feli's tear.
"Bu-But-But-!" he hiccuped as he clenched the cellphone tightly in his grasp and he made his way into the bathroom to look at himself - no
Kiku - in the mirror. And yes, Kiku was still staring at him, well *he* was but then they switched bodies so it was himself in Kiku's body
staring at..who? Feli bawled harder. This was so confusing! "Where is Ludwig? I want Ludwig! He knows how to wake me up from this..this
*nightmare*!" He pinched the pale skin and flinched. "Veee! Why am I not waking up?!" He rushed out of the bathroom and he stormed through
Kiku's house, shouting Ludwig's name, hoping that the German would pop out with a big plate of spaghetti. His dreams always ended like that
after all.
Listening to Feli undoubtfully storming his feet on his delicate wooden floor, soaking his cellphone with his tear for Germany san. Kiku
wonders if it is a good thing to tell Feli that, Kiku kinda of knock Germany san out when He wakes up. It's very hard to not rightfully
defence yourself when you wake up naked to a guy. "Uh, Feli kun, I am certain it will be alright. Can you calm yourself while I come to your
...no...my house. We can solve this together. since Germany san is a bit out now." Looking at the bleeding Germany, debting about if a
country can die of lost of blood alone? "There is some cookie in the kitchen drawer and green tea bag. Please make yourself comfortable
...Oh, Feli kun, can i use your care. it's faster."
sniffled rather manly down the phone as he wipes his nose with his sleeve. "Y-You're really coming here, K-Kiku? Really really?" he hiccuped
as he rummaged through the kitchen cabinets, only to sob a little harder when he finds no pasta lying around to busy himself with.
Drives the fancy red race car to his house [without a safe speed], he is pleased to see that his door is closed, meaning no escaped Italian.
Taking his shoe off before enter his house, and calls out for Feli, "Feli Kun? Feli Kun? It's me Kiku..." He stops at the loud sobbing
from the kitchen, taking a deep breath, he walks in to face the emotional Italian/Japanese.
He hears the tentative footsteps across the floor and he peers up, sniffling when he sees his own body looking at him calmly. Which was
really really *weird*. "Ki..Kiku..?" He slowly stands on his shaky legs and reaches out to touch his own body, starting with the face. "V-Ve
are you really in there?" he pinches Kiku's, no, his cheeks.
His face expression remains calm and unchangable as Feli pinches his cheek, or rather his body cheeks, "Yes, I assume you, Feli kun.
Unfortunely, I am currently inside your body.And you in mine. And the pinches hurts." Gently disattach the smaller
hand of his body. It is more unnervering when he can see his own body doing all those cute little Feliciano movement... to the point of
dusturbing.
"Veee!" He flails his arms a little, horrified and amazed with the observation which Kiku had made and laid on the table. "B-But *how*?
We didn't do anything dangerous now, did we?" At least, he hoped not. The last thing he wanted so see was Ludwig shouting at his body and
then freaking out when he realises that Kiku was in that body and Feli was in Kiku's... Although, he had to admit the image was a little
amusing. Still in disbelief, he reaches up to pinch his, no Kiku's cheeks, which were a little squidgy. He chuckled. Kiku still had some
baby fat it seemed.
He wants to scream and in horror and bangs his head against the wall until it bleeds, better yet, commit sucide with his samuri sword. How
can his body, even if it is Feli's kun inside it now, do all those cute movement and actually manage to looks uke. He had almost thought
himself as a better man then this. This is a disgrace to his Japan spirit. Kiku sits down to calm himself first...
Seeing how Kiku plop down to sit, Feli follows suit and he watches how the uncharacteristic frown on his face was created creases on his
forehead. "Vee~ don't do that," he said as he poked the other's forehead and smoothed the skin between the furrowed brows. "You will make my
beautiful face grow old quickly if you frown too much!" He runs his fingers through his hair, a little unnerved with the fact that Kiku's
hair felt much softer than his own.
...Too cute... IT"S SO F---KING WRONG THAT HIS FACE IS DOING SUCH CUTE LOOK!!!!!!! Wait... did he just swear, did he just swear!!!!AHHHH!!!!
Kiku is currently in deep depression and drawing circle on the corner, "Feli..." Feli face, so weirdly serious and with a demonly like
determination on it, " We have to get our own body back, understand? We have to, or I will commit sucide with your body."
"EH?" Feli flails his arms at the sudden proclamation. "Bu-bu-but, you can't! I love my sexy body! You can't do such a thing! You caaan't!"
he wailed in a very manly. He cringed a little when he noticed how unnatural it was to hear Kiku's voice wailing. Yes this was all too
strange. "Kikuuuu!" he grabbed the other's shoulders and shook him. "Change us back! I don't want to stay like this!"
"Indeed we must, there is no time to think about it anymore!" Running into his bedroom, his face whine a little at the messy futa bed that
undoubtly leave when Feli wakes up from his body. Struggle to not clean it up first, Kiku takes out his ancient ritual cloth and tool, comes
back with a straw made doll in the right hand and a hammer and needle in the other hand. "Feli kun, please follow me to the backyard."
Return to his more calm self as he feels more at home in his Japanese clothing, Kiku lead Feli to the backyard.
Feli, on the other hand, was tugging at the uncomfortable yukata he realised he had been wearing to sleep as he follows Kiku to the
garden. He couldn't help but tug the yukata Kiku was now wearing on his body. "Vee~ I actually look nice in your clothes, Kiku~" he couldn't
help but comment before he touches the obi belt that was wrapped around his waist. "This one holds it together doesn't it? What happens if
I.." His fingers inquisitively skims over it, only to retract his hand back when Kiku's smacks it away with a furious blush on his face.
He chuckled at the weird expression that Kiku was making his face wear and he decides to just go along with whatever the Japanese had in
mind. When Kiku stops and lays out the items he had brought along, he peered at it, confused. "Ve..what are you doing, Kiku? Are we going to
scare some birds away?" He reaches over and picks up one of the straw dolls.
've, Feli kun, we are going to use ourself as a media to send a curse to whoever make us into this." holds Feli's finger and pick it with a
needle with lighting speed, dipping a few drops of blood on the straw dolls, before also did the same motion himself. He reaches for
the band-aid and also gives Feli kun one, "I'm sorry, Feli kun. But if I tell you before, you will run away."
"VEEEEE!" Feli stares at the blood which had appeared on his finger when Kiku had quickly stabbed him. "KI-KI-KI-KIK-!" He shuts up when
a plaster was wrapped around the pierced skin but that didn't stop the dull throbbing pain and he sniffled, seeing how smart Kiku had been
with him. "You're terrible, Kiku!" he wailed and he gave the man a blindly executed rabbit punch. Nursing his finger, he nevertheless
settles down beside the other, curious with this odd ritual of sorts. "I didn't know you believed in magic..ve, you and Arthur should be
BFFs!"
Well, He and Arthur san was allies once...he still have a light sweat over his head as remember the excited...or overexcited England and
the weird noise when he come over for guest. "Well, Arthur san is an interesting person. And I am sorry about your finger, Feli kun. I will
cool Japanese style Pasta for you when we switch back, ok?" pet the smaller male...it's way too weird to see his face crying, even if it is
kind of cute. They MUST switch back.
wipes away the tears from his eyes and he perks up a little at the offer. "Okay! But pasta is not Japanese so there is no Japanese style,"
he said as he stares at the dolls. "So..what do we do now? Does it tell us who caused us to switch bodies?"
lightly shakes his head, wiping away the tear with his sleeve, "Uh, first, we will need to hammer the needle into the straw doll, It will
produce pain onto the spell caster body, then as a fellow magic user, he will know what to do...A small dark aura seem to rise up around
KIku's... no Feli's body, as he hammers the needle deep into the straw doll, while chanting something that strangly sound like ," Go to die
Go to hell Go to die..."
(( XDDDb ))
cringes at the dark aura which has risen up around Kiku as hammers the nail into the body of the doll, flinching as it seemed each strike
was more harder than the last. "Ki-Kiku..I-I think you're starting to scare me.." And he should be, what with that twisted smile on the
man's lips, the sinister glint in his eyes and the continuous mutterings under his breath. "He-Hey, I think you should stop - ve, Kiku.."
Control himself. Ah...How impolite of him, to show this side to his friend, "I'm sorry, Feliciano, I seem to getting way into it. But it
should work right now." Tidy himself and stands up, wiping away the small tear that linear at
Feli's eyes, "Would you like some pasta now. The spell might takes a bit of time." He did not say that the spell will gives the caster
unspeakable pain before telling him the purpose of the spell...
Feli, once again, perks up at the notion of food as he raised his hand. "Pasta!" he chirped. "You have pasta hidden somewhere in your house
right Kiku? And tomatoes, cheese, herbs, oh and maybe some.." he lists off the ingredients with his fingers as the retreat into the house.
"Uh, it's mainly just creamy sause, some vege, some seafood and noodle." it's much easier for the Japanese to reaches for the cupboard now
that he has a taller body, "It's less tomato and more creamy sause style, so that's why I says it's Japanese, as in a bit more salty to
suit to Asian taste."
pulls a face at this. "Yuck! In that case, let's not have pasta. Hey, Kiku! Let's make those riceballs! Maybe we can make some for Ludwig!
He will definitely..." he trails off he realises that his face was looking at him. He falters. Oh yes, they were in different bodies.. His
shoulders sagged.
As minutes passes by, Kiku'
determination of switching back to their own body strenghten, He never thought being taller is a bad thing. "OUch..." but he changed his
mind as he bangs into something one more time. "Feli Kun, be careful. The house is a little bit shorter than usual." watching over his own
body skipping around his kitchen with no problem at all, while himself is banging around...is depressing.
"Ve?" Feli turns to look at Kiku who was nursing his body's head. "Oh yes..I am quite tall aren't I?" he pointed out with a slight swell of
pride. "Your body sucks Kiku, you're too small. But it's really handy to play hide and seek with!"
"I guess so, Feli kun. Your body is quite tall for Asian standard, but compare to Germany san, you are small." fights back as he boil some
water for pasta and tea.
"Ve~ I'm average height," he simply retorts and he pats the crown of his (well, Kiku's body's) head. "Even your tongue is funny. I don't
think I can get any proper Italian out of your stiff mouth. *Chi-ao*, *chi-ao*!"
"Ah, Asian language don't have the complication of Latin. We are a more simple race." Smiles and puts a harshly cooked pasta in front of
Feli, to shut him up.
stares at the pasta before him. "Hm..it's a little overcooked Kiku.." he points out rather easily but he keeps still in his seat and watches
his body move about the kitchen in that odd clothing of Kiku's, with an amusingly determined look upon his face. Feli's lips quirked up.
Freakiness aside, this situation was actually a little funny now that he realised it.
"Ah....Sumimase [sorry?...I know I spell it wrong]. I will cook a better one." In many ways, it's weird to see his body to be picky about f
food, even at the day when he and England are allies, he swallow each bites of those green stuff when it is present in front of him. But to
see his body to reject a perfectly edilable food...ah...it kinda makes him cry.
(( sumimasen 
))
))
[Thanks...TvT]
waves it off. "Ve~ it's okay Kiku, boiling pasta takes a lot of practice so I will let you off today," he says with a boyish smile.
The depressed aura leaves off and a smile seem to be appear briefly on Kiku's lip, just briefly, "ah~ That's great. Afterall, wasting food
is a crime." Happily holding out bowls and bowls of tomato sause and some cheese that seem not to be touched for a long time, while he takes
out some traditional salty Japanese food for breakfast.
accepts the bowls and places them on the table before he eyes the meals that Kiku was currently preparing. "Oh, you're not eating pasta?
What are you making Kiku?" he asks curiously.
"Ah, Just some leave over misu soup and tea rice from yesterday supper. And some fried tofu as well." mircowave heat some of the food and
waits. handing some fork and spoon that he prepare for his western friend for Feli, "Would you like some milk or water for your pasta?
"Wine," Feli answered rather fluidly. "A good bottle of wine goes well with pasta! Ve~" He looks at the food Kiku placed in front of him and
he pulls a face. "Yuck Kiku are you eating all that salty stuff? You're going to poison my body. Ludwig will get angry if he sees you eating
all these salty food."
"It's alright, My body is eating pasta now...and I don't think drinking wine in the morning is anymore healthy than mine..." states the
obivious and returns to his lovely salty food. Ah~ Even if their body had been switch, the spirit of Japan will never die on him.
[YOUR FELI IS SO CUTEEEE!!! >W <HUGGLESSSS]
(( >//w//< ))
purses his lips in thought. "Ah~ you're right about that..but still! Eating too much salt is really bad for you! Especially for me! I don't
want to become sick!"
"Uh, it's only a little salt. And it takes a little more than that to kill a country..." just continue to eat his salty food,
totally ignoring Feli's advise no matter what
ate his pasta slowly, all the while keeping an eye on the way Kiku ate. It looked really weird. The way his back was straight and his arms
tucked in by his sides as he uses *chopsticks*! Feli didn't think he would see the day where his fingers held those flimsy sticks with such
grace. He chuckled around his pasta, getting sauce on the corner of his lips.
"Ah, Feli kun. You got some sause on your lip." Helping his body to clean the sauce off the corner of his mouth, making a weird picture of
Feli cleaning Kiku's mouth in a weird way...
[Not weird!!! Motherly!!!]
(( XDD ))
beams at this, allowing the other to do what he needed to do, laughing a little. "Ve~ Kiku you will make a good wife," he couldn't help but
tease a little. He may be in Kiku's body but that didn't stop him from being Feli.
blushes cutely and sits back, "Ah... Thanks I think. But I am more looking forward to see Feli kun wear wedding dress..." Stops himself...
oppos... his otaku side shows for just a sec.
blinks, the smile was still on his lips. He didn't catch the last word as he takes in the blush on the other's cheeks. "Hm? What was that?"
"Ah, I was just commenting on how beautlful the sakura are, like the lace on the wedding dress." smiles calmly and changes the subject.
"Wedding dress? Hm~ yes I think Kiku would look nice in a wedding dress," he nods decisively at the other, beaming. "I wonder who the groom
will be~"
Blushes, he must do it on purpose, he must do it on purpose... yelling at top voice in his heart. "Ah, I don't know. But I think
Feli kun's groom must be Germany san." tries to fight back, half heartedly.
"But of course!" he beamed brightly at this and he takes another bite of his spaghetti. "Ludwig and I are lovers after all."
(( ...eh? ))
[eh....+!....]
[brb, dinner]
(( =w= /its meant to tease Kiku ^^;; ))
[secret lover of KikuxGermany fangirl heart broken....]
(( *tilts head* eeeh?? ))
"Ah...lovers....LOVERS!!! AHSFFLKAKSHGKFLG" Rocks forward and his eyes has a strange sparkle in his eyes, 'TELL ME, WHO CONFESS FIRST, WHICH
BASE ARE YOU GUYS ON RIGHT NOW! EVERYTHING ! NOW!!!!"
[pet pet Germany, veee~ It's a crime to tilts head >W< SO CUTEE~~~]
(( /will consider to be secret lovers if this keeps up xD ))
(( eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh? ))
(( ashd- oh you. ))
is surprised with this unexpected response. He stares at Kiku for a while and quirks his brow. "Ve~ you never realised?" he asked slowly.
(( I'm sorry, I just watched a full-fletched j-dorama, it was bound to happen. ))
(( XDDb /knows this pattern all too well ))
"NO...like...a little...but I just thought it is European culture." blushes more as he imagines it...ah....two lines of blood is
dripping out his nose....this is too great to be truth~
[Think it's awesome~~ >W< EHHHH~~~]
(( they are doing it ALL THE TIME, even irl. ))
pales at the sight of blood and he stands up from his seat. "VE! KIKU I'M BLEEDING! I'M BLEEDING!" he cries out in a panic and his arms
flail as he searches for a napkin, tissue, something! "VE!VEVEVEVEVE-!" Why was there blood!? Spotting a teatowel nearby, he awkward presses
it to the other's nose, tears springing back in his eyes.
"AH, That's for table only!" Realize his nose is dirtying the tablecloth and quickly put it somewhere, "It's alright, just just just too
cute... you two being lover."smiles and more blood dripping down, this time, he caught it with tissue.
is disturbed by the amount of blood which was dripping out of *his* nose. He stares at Kiku in horror and he cries at it. "Ve~! Kiku! It's
the salt isn't it? You've poisoned my body haven't you!?" he sobbed. "I don't want to die yet! I haven't done image play with Ludwig yet!"
(( image play - sex with cosplay ))
[....nosebleed... DO IT!!! KIKU!!!!]
"Ah, no, Feli kun. It's otaku. Please, just tell me how much did you guys had process already. I can handle it." The sparkle seem to shines
around him, the sparkle that names Otaku
whimpers at the disturbing display before him. He knew Kiku was weird but not to this extent! He leans back into his seat, sniffling. "Ve!
Kiku you are scarin-" He cries out when Kiku lunges in to stare at him, those sparkles going brighter and brighter - "Ve! Ludwig likes to do
kinky things with me! Especially-!" he starts to blurt out, well, pretty much everything which was meant to be private.
The nose bleeding got less and less and less but the sparkles got brighter and brighter and brighter. Kiku is blushing but grinning as well.
Writing handnotes on a random notesbook that titles "Idea for future doujinshi."
"Ve! Kikuu!" he is relieved to see the bleeding had stopped but now Kiku was seriously starting to freak him out. His stomach growled and he
realled wanted to carry on eating his spaghetti but he couldn't when his own face was grinning a little crazily at him. "Change our bodies
back now!" he wailed.
"I WILL. I ...I.... Excuse me for a sec." He runs to another room, where some voice of "OH YES! THAT"S AWESOME!!!!!! IT"S A DREAM COMES TRUE
" rings out thought the wall.
"Veee! Kikuuuu!" he trots after his friend, sniffling but he stops by the door, watching his own body..doing odd things. Like cheering or
something. That did it. Feli bawled and he dashed out into the garden. He really wanted to change back! He didn't want to see anymore
bizarre things!
Stops when he heard the rapid footstep running away, contain his excitment. Thinking he must had scaried Feli, he checkes himself, or Feli's
body, to make sure it is Feli looking. "Feli kun. Feli kun. Are you alright." He runs after him while being a respectable speed.
hides behind a bush, hoping that Kiku, as mad as he is, will not be able to spot him. He decided that once Kiku was far away, he would make
a run for it. He wanted to see Ludwig badly. Maybe the dream will end? This was nothing but a dream right?
[DON"T USE KIKU BODY FOR WEIRD THING!!!!!!!!!!!.... ooc self: Go for it...]
Maybe it is fate, Kiku fail to spot Feli kun, but he still cries out worried, thinking what if Feli drop into the small pound or worse,
runs out of the house. He runs to the parking lot to check if Feli's car is still here.
Right, this was his chance. He makes a dash for it and he is thankful that Kiku's body was light and small. It was really good for playing
hide and seek. After hiding behind a few more bushes, he then jumps through the gate and rushes off down the stone steps to make a run for
it, with nothing but Ludwig on his mind.
[Kiku, I need to sleep now, good night~~ >W< ]
Stops in his track, when he had searches thought all of his house, even the little storage house on the side. Ah, Kiku, thinks like Feli,
thinks like Feli. What would Feli do when he is in trouble? Where would he goes? Stares at his notebook which is fill of note of Germany and
Feli love life, his face pale. " FELI KUN! NO! DON"T GO TO GERMANY SAN WITH MY BODY!!!" RUNNING AT FULL SPEED TOWARD GERMANY SAN, no longer
care if he is running faster than what is consider modest.
(( does feli get caught or does he managed to get to ludwig? XDD ))
[ve~ Your choice~ >W< ]
Fortunately for Kiku, Feli was terrible at directions and he hadn't ventured off too far until he found himself stopping and turning back
when a dog yapped at him through a gate. He ran back to Kiku's house, bawling loudly as he called out Ludwig's name, begging and apologising
as he hoped that it will wake him up from this nightmare or change their bodies back. He had lifted Kiku's skirt he could run faster, his
legs bare for the whole world to see.
KIku facepalm and wishes a thunder could just kill him now. Too be in such a ..a...he can't even finds the word for it..state. Quickly wraps
Feli inside a blanket and lead him inside his house. "Feli kun, are you alright, are you jurt?
[hurt...not jurt...sorry]
was only able to sniffle and sob in reply as Kiku steered him into the house. The blanket was warm around him and he hiccuped, mumbling
Ludwig's name over and over again. Where was he when you needed him..?
smoothing Feli by rubbing comfort circle onto his back as he wrap the blanket tighter around him, "Feli kun, I understand this is a great
distress. but we must be strong now. Or the Allied Power might attack us when there is only Germany san leave fighting."
"B-But what if we never change back Kikuu!" he suddenly says in a burst of emotion. "Ludwig will be in trouble and what if he doesn't like
me anymore because I'm in your body now! What if...what if I can't make anymore white flags!?" he bawled harder at this. "Now it will be
Useless Japan than Useless Italy!"
"No, it won't be if we... if we pretend to be each other for a while! We just have to pretend to be each other until we change back." grabs
Feli's shoulder and stares seriously at him, " Let's practice how to be each other now, so we will be ok. List out what I have to do as
hetalia , Feli kun."
sniffles and he wipes his nose with his sleeve. "Pasta and making white flags and playig with Ludwig and make more pasta again and train
with Ludwig and then cook pasta again and then siesta and then make more white flags and then get kidnapped and then I'm saved by Ludwig and
then I kiss Ludwig but he's very shy so he will shout at me but he likes it so I kiss him again and then we have pasta but if it's not pasta
we'll sleep in the same bed naked and then-" he hiccuped and tears welled up in his eyes once more. "and then..ngh..." He started to cry
once more.
Pet the smaller one to smooth him once more, but getting a greater blush as Feli rants on, "Uh... Feli kun, it's alright. I am pretty
sure we will be back to our usual rountine. And it's there anyway that we can....skip some of the step in your routine...like... the kidnap
and the sleep naked part..."
looked a little scandalised. "No, I must sleep naked with Ludwig! If not, it won't be the same
and Ludwig will realise something is wrong!" he pressed firmly.
"Uh.... let's worry about it a little later...Right now, just the morning routine. Just the easy one." facepalms, they must change back,
he will die from it.
sniffles and he frowns in thought for a moment. Morning routine..? "I wake up naked next to Ludwig in his house," he simply replies.
bangs his head against the wall, "Uh....let's just practice being me first. i think it will be easier as that, " He clears his throat and
sits in the Japanese style way, " First, wakes up and feed pochi, second, weed the garden and get the newspaper....
"As Kiku tries to list out every single detail in his life, he did not realize, the clock has almost runs one whole circle already
Feli tried his best to pay attention, he really did but sadly boredom got the best of him and he found himself getting distracted by Pachi -
was that correct? - when it had padded over to sniff his hand before licking his fingers shyly. "Oh you're a good little doggy aren't you?"
he cooed as he pet the dog. If it was a dog. The animal was extremely fluffy after all.
[I think it's a dog? Or a cat-dog?...]
Kiku had gone to the "exciting" part of the unbreakable Japanese spirit and how one should never surrender. Before he realize that there is
some giggling and happy yelp. Turns around to see himself...lying around with dishelved cloth and playing with Pachi,"FELI KUN!!"
(( It's a dog XD An extremely fluffy dog ))
flinches and he looks he over his shoulder, beaming at an irate looking Kiku-in-Feli's-body. "Kiku, your Popi is very cute!" He didn't
realise that he had mispronounced Pochi's name and the dog seemed to whimper unhappily at this. "Ve~ he is so cute, I want to play with him~
Puccini, come here~" he calls the dog over to his lap.
'IT"S PACHi!!!!... "To wrongly announce someone name, even if it is a dog is unforgivable, but it cause Pachi to growl at him to defend his
"Master who is being yell at" Kiku seriously want to die right now.
"Ve~ Puccini, come and play with me. I have some pasta, do you want some?" he beams at the dog, his attention stolen away from Kiku.
stutters at Pachi follows Feli so freely away. He walks into the kitchen, similar to a zombie and grabs his most salty food. He needs it, to
go thought the day, and damn all Feli's posiioning body talk.
"Ve~ Kiku? Where are you going with all that disgusting food?" he couldn't help but ask as he pet Puccini, Bobo, Pochi - whatever its .
name was. "Are you going to throw it away? Ve~ Ludwig will be glad that you're starting to look after your health."
"No...I'm going to eat it...ANd FELI KUN< YOU WILL HAVE TO EAT THEM too~ It's part of the practice." Catch's Feli with his hand and drag
his to the table. where it is fill with salt and salt and salt.
"Veee! Yuck! But I don't want to eat your gross food!" he protests as he is forced into a seat, grimacing at the amount of salt before him.
"Well... I will be eating your pasta...but in exchange, you will have to eat my "Yummy" food or England san's food..." Tries to be as Feli
as he can as he swallow the over -tomatoed pasta.
paled at this. "English food? No way! Anything but that junk!" he pleaded and it wasn't long until Kiku shoved a pair of chopsticks into his
hand and he stared at the the poor man in eagerness. Feli sniffled and he looked down at the selection of raw fish presented to him.
"It's sashimi...just dip it in the sauce or just eat it raw...I recommend the salmon..it's easier for the foreign as first." pet the smaller
male, feeling sorry for him.
held the chopsticks a little awkwardly in his hand and he prodded the pink flesh of the fish, feeling a little queasy at the idea of eating
something uncooked. "B-But Kiku.." he tries to reason to the other.
"Uh..." watches Feli poking at the sashimi... feeling like part of his heart is being poke..."Ah... maybe lets try noodle first." Puts out a
dish of dark cold Noodle in front of Feli, and hold his hand while he use the chopsticks.
"Ve~ Kiku's teaching yourself to use these silly sticks, isn't that funny?" he laughs as he feels a little embarrassed that Kiku was guiding
him. "Don't you have a fork to eat this with? Chopsticks are too difficult."
"Ah, Feli kun...Remember Japanese always eat with chopstick. ve. So you will have to get use to it. ve." Getting into the some what
roleplay, Kiku actually feel kind of excited doing it now. ve.
"But it's so flimsy to use," he whines but he tries his best to grab hold of one slice of fish, hoping to not get on Kiku's bad side. He
sniffled. If Ludwig was here, he wouldn't do such a thing! But then again, he would probably agree with Kiku and make hims go through his
Spartan training so they wouldn't arouse suspicions from the other nations. This was so unfair!
"For me, Kiku san, fork is more flimsy to use. ve." adding the ve after each sentence, frowning as he tries to pick up the stand of noodles
and eat it.
"Ve~ you are saying ve now! Hee, it won't be long until you can actually become me!" he commented with slight pride and he manages to
clumsily pick up the salmon. "Ah! I got one! Kiku, look!" It drops back onto the plate and Feli stares at it, disheartened.
"It's alright, Kiku san.ve." In some way, Kiku is disappointed that Feli drops the salmon, but he keeps encourage him.
"Okay.." he says with a small whimper and he pokes the salmon as he tries to pick it up once more. After several tries, Feli puts the
chopsticks down. "I can't do it! I will always be useless! Ve~ Ludwig will call you Useless Japan now!!"
"It's alright, Kiku san. Let's try it that way." holding the chopstick in the children way, and holds Feli's hand, then poke that chopstick
throught the fish, " This will fool the westerm country, ve. But don't use this in front of Yao san."
is amazed at the fish which was now easily held between the sticks. Oh, that was easier. He lifts the fish and marvels at it. "Yao?"
"China... he is like my big brother." bites his lip lightly and quickly change the subject, "but it's alright, we are on the opposite side
now."
"Ve~ but you said China isn't your brother," he recalls the many times the two nations meet and Kiku would always deny the claim of them
being siblings.
"Well, Not by blood. He kinda found me in the bimbo forest when I was really young...I just never call him big brother. And he acts like
a mom, anyway. KIku, eat this, Kiku, don't eat the raw fish, you need to cook it." mimic China when they were at a younger age.
"Ve~ but he cares a lot for you. Like Ludwig cares about me," Feli said with a bright smile. "Ludwig will always tell me off but he looks
after me. He even ties my boot laces."
"it's different, Feli kun. I did something wrong, something that I don't think China will ever forgive me..."He smiles sadly, as he remember
the scar he leaves on his brother...Korea, China, HongKong and even Taiwan.
notices the grim look on the other's face and he reaches over with his free hand and pats Kiku's arm, giving him a look of understanding.
smiles at Feli, but puts his hand away, he will carry on his pain by himself, in stead of burden his friend," It's alright, Feli kun. Now
back to the chopstick."
lifts the fish up for Kiku to see. "I have the salmon now. Do I eat it straight away?"
"You can dip it in the soy sause if you like, or eat it straight away." puts some soy sause in the little dish.
"Dip it? Like this?" he drops the salmon into the dish, soaking it entirely in salmon. Perhaps that will get rid of the fishy taste.
*soy sauce
[thumb up, yes... recommended for first timer... tha'ts what I did at first]
nods in approval, "yes, Feli kun. Now try it. It's a wonderful taste once you enjoy it." he is so excited that his ally, his friend is
trying his country food that he forgets about the ve.
(( Although you're not supposed to do that. It's actually an insult to the Japanese. ^^;; ))
stabs the fish with his chopstick and slowly he brings it up to his lips. He dreaded this but because Kiku was looking at him with
excitement, he didn't have the heart to drop it and run. So he shoved the whole into his mouth and chewed, grimacing at the taste.
'It's so gross..' he couldn't help but think as all he could was the saltiness of the soy sauce and weird texture of raw fish.
His smiles drops, this hurt him deeply when his friend think of the representation of his country food as gross. He looks so disappointed
that there is some sign of tear in his eyes." Sigh...I guess. it's just not for anyone."
feels bad at this and he forces himself to swallow the fish, a shaky smile on his lips. "Ve~ Kiku, see? I swallowed it!" he exclaims with a
grin, playing along.
"Ah, that's great, Feli kun. Maybe if raw fish is difficult for you. This will be better." Takes out the ramen, with pork base soup. adding
some seaweed on it, "It's like soup noodle."
"Noodles! Ve~ it looks like pasta, only swimming in soup!" he pulls the bowl closer. "Do you have a fork?"
"Chopstick, Feli kun. Chopstick." Stubborn just put the chopstick in his hand, along with a spoon. " We are still practicing." As he almost
successfully chew the cheese that is so sticky..
pouts a little but he takes the sticks in his hand and he tries to pick the noodles up, only to have to slip whenever he lifts it. "What..?"
Feli tries once more but he whines when it keeps slipping before he could properly grab the noodles. "Ve~ Kiku.."
"Put it in your spoon first, alone with some soup" Looking at the cheese that is still not separating from the pasta... He is standing on
the chair already.
His eyes stared to the pasta Kiku was eating and he stared at it longingly. "Put the spoon in the pasta.." he repeats and he aimlessly
swirls his chopsticks in the soup.
"Ok...Thanks, Feli kun." Putting the spoon in the pasta and try to cut the cheese with it...
"Ve?" Feli blinks at looks at Kiku successfully eating his pasta and he sniffles. "Ve~Kiku I want to eat pasta. I can't eat your food. Can
we just find that horrible person and make him change us back?"
Throws the fork and spoon in to the pasta and proclaim a job badly done. :Let's do it. Let me grab my kanata first."
"Huh? Katana? What's that?" he follows Kiku out of the kitchen as the other quickly made his way through the house and into his room. He
stood by the door, watching in curiosity. "Ve Kiku, are you looking for your slippers? Because I have them on." He raises his foot to show.
"Oh no, Feli kun. It's a Japanese sword. And I do think my slipper is too small for you." Grabbing his black sword and wraps it in cloth, no
need to scary anyone with it.
pales at this. "Ve!? A s-sword? B-But Kiku! You can't just carry that around! Not with my body! What if I get arrested? And-and-and-!"
"Don't worry, Feli kun. I will just pretend it's a poster. And we won't get arrest." he would like to change into his ninja cloth, but
Feli is too tall for it, He takes Feli's hand and nudge him toward the door.
is both amazed and horrified at Kiku. What was he up to? And dressing up in that ridiculous outfit..? "Kiku, where are we going?" he
couldn't help but ask this, half dreading the answer he was about to receive from it.
[He is in his normal clothing... Feli is too tall for the ninja cloht]
(( ah alright, just ignore the change of outfit ^^;; ))
"To the one who is the source of our... discomfort....Feli kun, will you drive us to England. You are more familiar with the road." gives
the car key. Remember how much Feli likes his car and hopes this will calm him down.
"Ve? England? Why are we-" he catches the keys which Kiku has dropped in his hands. Almost instantly, a smile spreads across Feli's face at
the familiar weight in his hands. "Ve~ Kiku are you sure you want me to drive?" He remembered the last time Kiku didn't seem too happy.
But before he could allow the other to answer, he snatches the keys away and makes his way to his beautiful car parked outside. "Ah~"
"I can happen it...and i want this to be over as soon as possible." He will just nurse his stomach back with his lovely salty friend.
(( ashd- Ahh! Sorry! I didn't you had replied! /kicks plurk for not notifying me on m!plurk ))
"Alright~ ve~ just make sure you wear your seat belt and tell me if you feel sick.." he said as he climbed into the driver's seat. Not
bothering to fasten his own, Feli switched on the ignition and waited for Kiku to climb in and make himself comfortable.
Does so with a small frown in his face. as he climbs in the car, all the past memory of car sick and unlimited speed highway spouse
to his mind. He fasten the seat belt and double check. Putting his hand on his lap and closed his eyes, "I'm ready, Feli kun."
Feli stepped on the pedal and the car screamed out of he driveway at such impossible speed that it really was a miracle he hadn't crashed
into anything. A bright grin was plastered across his face as he tore down the street. Ah~ how he loved driving. "Kiku! Are you okay?"
It's too green and white on the face to respond anymore. He closed his eyes, imagine himself is in a jet plane, a safe jet plane that is
just smoothly flying over..." FELI KUN, iT"S A CURVE ! IT"S A CURVE! SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!!!!!"
"Ve? Slow down? But we haven't reached England's house," he simply says as he swerves around a tight corner, barely missing the railings.
His eyes goes to the back as they just barely...BARELY miss the railing...Someone...or something...please knocks him out...starts to chant
the "afterlife plz be a good life" in Japanese.
merely laughs at Kiku. It was a strange sight to see himself himself begging and panicking in the seat beside him. He slowed down a little
so he wouldn't drive the other to an early grave and he reaches over to ruffle the other's hair. "Ve~ just sit back and enjoy the ride~"
"Feli kun.' Holds Feli hand tightly..."Stop please, I will go and get the public transportation...so please stop..."
"Ve? Stop? But we're almost there!" he skids around another tight corner.
"NO STOP, PLEASE! I RATHER RISK THE DANGEROUS AIR THAN THIS! I WANT TO AT LEAST DIE A DINIFIED DEATH!!!" Shouts out the words before passes
out.
doesn't realise that the other has passed out. He really liked driving after all. After passing through three traffic lights, all of which
were red, he finally pulls up to England's place. "See, the drive wasn't that long, right Kiku? Ve, Kiku? Are you sleeping?"
He sees the light of the eternal heaven... and Grandma [wait...who's that?] is waving at him....But once they stops, Feli runs out of the
car and starts to vomit..."I'm taking public transit back..."
"Eh? But I drove quite well, no?" he defended, pouting when the other staggers out of the car. "Kiku, you don't hate me now, do you?" It
would be terrible if he did!
"No... But I will never let you drive anymore...I must make safer car than this..." saying hello to his breakfast and feeling weak in the
leg... How can he fight England in this state...'
"Ehh, but I really like driving! And my car is safe and very fast! You can buy one if you'd like," he simply says as he steps out of the car
after switching off the ignition. "So, why are we here Kiku? You're not going to feed me his food are you?" he asked anxiously.
"No, Feli kun..." weakly, he tries to stand up, "England is the one who make us switch body, and we are going to beat him up so he will
switch it back....in a minutes." He goes farther away and vomit more.