unless of course, you have a clone or a doppelganger.

i know i got to go out but i am not feeling it,, i know it is super hot out there and well i dont wanna get hot,,lmao

to bad u dont have a pool eh babe (lol ill be in shit for that one)

FUCK U! u r such an ass sometimes!

oh man im laughin here at work and nobody knows why

good i hope u piss urself

omg loooooool.