Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:04:22.000Z
Helllooooo
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:06:00.000Z
ouo/
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:06:40.000Z
you've got no arm!
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:07:00.000Z
\\ouo// Now, I have four arms
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:07:14.000Z
o.o octopus!
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:08:47.000Z
\\\\(*≧▽≦)//// Izayapus
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:08:51.000Z
B| That sounds weird
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:09:14.000Z
like some sort of disease XD
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:09:53.000Z
Ma'm, I'm sorry to inform you, but that rash on your face is...Izayapus.
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:10:41.000Z
I can't come to work today boss. My bottom is inflamed with Izayapus
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:11:06.000Z
XD LMAO
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:11:53.000Z
=w=
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:12:41.000Z
That's the excuse I'm going to give next time I don't want to go to work.
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:13:47.000Z
lol. Wish I had a job to use that excuse
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:15:19.000Z
You should apply for a job
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:15:31.000Z
I've applied for like, 9. No one wants me
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:15:31.000Z
and put write on the reason for applying
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:15:47.000Z
"Because the world must know about Izayapus"
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:15:52.000Z
FFFFFF
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:15:56.000Z
Aaaw. D:
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:16:05.000Z
I just bit the bullet and got a job at McDonalds
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:17:18.000Z
D: I'm sorry! You're doing a good deed for the rest of us.
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:17:39.000Z
PFFT
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:17:57.000Z
If only you could see what went on behind the scenes, ewe you wouldn't think it was a good deed anymore
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:17:57.000Z
canyougetfreefoodthere
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:18:21.000Z
xD You get a free meal per shift. It doesn't matter how many hours.
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:18:25.000Z
o.o
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:18:30.000Z
free food yuuuuum
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:18:34.000Z
but no
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:18:52.000Z
if I ever work at a fast food place, I'd get sick of the food and I like food too much to do that TAT
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:18:58.000Z
:U They give you a large cup and everything. U: It's glorious.
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:19:21.000Z
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:19:25.000Z
i'm so... hungry
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:19:33.000Z
DAMMIT YOU
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:19:35.000Z
brb second dinner
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:19:44.000Z
I think the reason that Shizuo flipped that table at the fast food restaurant
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:19:53.000Z
as because Izaya ordered well-done fries with no salt.
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:21:25.000Z
\\\\(*≧▽≦)//// Izayapus strikes again.
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:23:31.000Z
Bl you terrible person!
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:26:36.000Z
( ̄ー ̄)
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:27:46.000Z
Hohohohohohohohohhohoho
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:30:26.000Z
Troll Bl
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:33:35.000Z
Cool story, bro, tell it again
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:33:47.000Z
I will! You troll Bl
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:34:02.000Z
Cool story, bro, tell it again
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:36:11.000Z
I will! You're a bad troll! :l
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T03:58:51.000Z
You're a bad troll! :I
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:59:04.000Z
You're mom was a bad troll :l
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T03:59:12.000Z
*your
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:01:26.000Z
She WAS, but now, she's awesome. ( ̄ー ̄)
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T04:01:45.000Z
Yeah, awesomely dead.
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:03:16.000Z
B| Don't you be talkin' bout mah zombie mama
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T04:03:41.000Z
I'll talk about her all I want! She tried to eat me, but I killed her again =w=
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:07:56.000Z
Nah, that couldn't have been her. She eats brains, not asses.
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T04:08:19.000Z
Then how did she give birth to you since you're the biggest one?
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:08:33.000Z
ooooh
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:09:02.000Z
Wait.
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:09:07.000Z
Is this implying that my mother's
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:09:09.000Z
vagina
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:09:11.000Z
is also
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:09:14.000Z
her mouth
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:09:15.000Z
:U
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T04:09:21.000Z
... where did you get that?
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:09:23.000Z
That, sir, is just disgusting.
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T04:09:35.000Z
i was implying that you were an ass and asking how is it when she eats asses.
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:10:01.000Z
Oh, yes, I see. *pushes up hipster glasses*
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:10:03.000Z
Touche.
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T04:10:20.000Z
Le hon hon hon~
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T04:10:36.000Z
Oh Laura. You finally decide to show up Bl
Bc................;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:11:21.000Z
(*≧▽≦)/
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T04:11:32.000Z
... nice face.
Shinra
says 2011-05-24T04:12:22.000Z
oh the very best
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:17:26.000Z
(;_・)
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:17:38.000Z
No, this is the best face. A sad person who his face half-melted off.
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:18:11.000Z
O.O now that's a zombie!
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:18:47.000Z
Oh god, it's so glorious, Laura.
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:19:09.000Z
i cured cancer with that face
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:19:13.000Z
ouo
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:20:50.000Z
'tis troooo
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:21:21.000Z
oh! so let's get slightly serious here
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:21:38.000Z
Ah damn, I had a comment all geared up about Chilean miners.
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:21:44.000Z
o.o say that first
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:21:54.000Z
B| The moment has past.
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:21:58.000Z
D:
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:21:59.000Z
FINE
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:22:54.000Z
B| I can only post serious business emoticons now.
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:22:55.000Z
( ̄へ ̄)
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:23:15.000Z
LOL LAURA. RUIN MOMENTS AGAIN
B'c don't make fun of me mother
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:24:01.000Z
That's just it. It's so SERIOUS that your human brain can't comprehend its seriousness. That's why you can't see it.
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:24:32.000Z
so ANYWAY I think we should just spread this place through word of mouth. It'd be nicer that way.
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:24:48.000Z
AND we'll be more closer since it's just a bunch of friends? idk, does it make sense?
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:25:47.000Z
NOT YOU, I KNOW YOU GET IT
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:25:49.000Z
izayapuss Bl
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:26:07.000Z
BU Cool story, bro, tell it again
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:26:13.000Z
I get it
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:26:16.000Z
ouob
he friend you're writting that fic for
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:26:40.000Z
Yessss. I wanted to ask if I could ask her actually.
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:26:46.000Z
Go ahead!
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:26:55.000Z
Just link her to uhm uhm uhm that one place on lj we use
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:26:57.000Z
: D Yay! She's probably dead asleep now though. She works third shift at McDonalds and has a cold.
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:27:09.000Z
D:
e.e... ey... I just realized
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:27:38.000Z
nani
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:27:39.000Z
Uh...I'll see if I can find it in my history.
stephy/shinra treats me like crap.... and livi/izaya treats me like crap....
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:27:56.000Z
FUCK YEAH
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:28:04.000Z
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:28:34.000Z
Call me... Stephiroth... /dramatic shot
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:28:50.000Z
XD
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:29:13.000Z
:'U Ass really is a good name for me. Since, I'm going to sit on you someday and everything.
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:29:33.000Z
and you look like one too
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:29:35.000Z
B| Laura, accept it.
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:31:18.000Z
>BI
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:32:00.000Z
it's not worth frowning over Laura! You'll get more wrinkles when you're old
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:35:15.000Z
So yeah. Go tell people. /done being boring
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:35:56.000Z
Sorry. U: The Simpsons are distracting me.
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:36:11.000Z
no 1 curr
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:37:57.000Z
I don't know a lot of people who would be interested, except for my one friend, but I shall tell her.
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:38:42.000Z
Good? At least you found one
I can't think of anyone else
quq.... okay well except for one person... but she's never on much anymore
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:41:05.000Z
Celty is currently offline/might be mad at me TAT OH WAIT. I'VE GOT MY BRO BRB
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:55:47.000Z
Woo! We got Mikado
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:56:56.000Z
Yay! An innocent to pervert! OuO
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:57:07.000Z
ffffff
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T04:58:05.000Z
:U I will collect them all.
Shinra
2011-05-24T04:58:32.000Z
how many are there?
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T05:00:07.000Z
Kida, Anri, and Mikado, gotta catch 'em all.
Shinra
2011-05-24T05:00:26.000Z
Just three?! You made it sound like there was a couple hundred :U
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T05:01:00.000Z
U: My nondescript van with tinted windows can only hold three.
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T05:01:07.000Z
I'm working on getting semi-truck.
Shinra
2011-05-24T05:01:25.000Z
ah. Does it have the free candy sign on it?
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T05:02:34.000Z
It can be whatever you want it to be. Candy, ice cream, daddy's love. Izaya's van won't judge you~
Shinra
2011-05-24T05:02:48.000Z
LMAO
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T05:04:17.000Z
BUT, it will probably molest you. Just sayin'. It's a probability. Kind of like how it's probable you'll get gas after eating at that cheap
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T05:04:23.000Z
Mexican restaurant down the street.
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T05:04:30.000Z
That's the level of probability.
Shinra
2011-05-24T05:04:38.000Z
that cheap what?
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T05:07:03.000Z
:U Mexican restaurant. We have a really nice one called The White Horse at my hometown.
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T05:07:39.000Z
It's...pretty much our only place to eat out, but hey, apparently we're getting an Apple Bees. So. Yeah.
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T05:08:26.000Z
:U Yep, all of that was need-to-know.
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T05:09:14.000Z
I'm going to stop talking now. d=u=b
Shinra
2011-05-24T05:13:24.000Z
Shinra
2011-05-24T05:13:38.000Z
sorry, I was being forced to bed
Shinra
2011-05-24T05:13:44.000Z
BUT
Shinra
2011-05-24T05:14:04.000Z
you live in like, the smallest place I've ever heard of. Just 1 restaurant?
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T05:20:03.000Z
Hm. We have two Chinese restaurants, one Mexican restaurant, and a few family owned places that get mainly breakfast customers. :U
Shinra
2011-05-24T05:20:25.000Z
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T05:20:46.000Z
We don't have anything fancy. Like anyplace you'd propose to someone at. If someone proposed to me at an Applebees, I'd be damn content.
Shinra
2011-05-24T05:21:22.000Z
Hey! You propose over those sizzling plates and then you feel like high class or whatever.
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T05:21:55.000Z
Yeah, :U I want to be proposed to at the bar over a basket of chicken wings
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T05:22:16.000Z
Honey BBQ.
Izaya
says 2011-05-24T05:23:07.000Z
And I want a Tron-themed wedding. NOW, I sleep.
Shinra
2011-05-24T05:25:33.000Z
then i shall join you in sleep
Shinra
2011-05-24T05:25:42.000Z
but that wedding would be awesome omg
Shinra
2011-05-24T05:25:47.000Z
nai nai!