The trouble with blue jeans these days is that they don't warn you when you are gaining weight like they used to.
Hmm. That is true, actually.
Nasty lying stretch fibers.
The Derriere Is A Lie.
Starry Eyed
says
I only own one pair of stretch jeans. All the rest are jeans jeans, so only one pair fits properly right now *sigh*
just swore off Philly Cheese Steaks.
I tried on an alligator skin corset last night. Swearing off everything but oxygen.