ok, so Dracula's a creeper who wants to get into this guy's pants.
And there're invisible sex slaves
I'm sorry, there's what? XDD
Like, he can't see them! But they're sexing him! And then Dracula *flies* in and says "HE'S MINE"
Main character is Keanu Reeves. He has a *terrible* accent.
i should look up that movie. xD /likes cheesy horrors
For
hun when she's on: princess' name: Elizabeta
/in spite of being a giant scaredy cat
Ok so, this chick just got bitten by a werewolf and made it sound as if she was having sex. Ew.
pff you should totally look it up! Dracula's shadow doesn't actually follow him XD
That is one great movie. And don't deny you wouldn't want to see Gary Oldman getting into Keanu Reeves' pants
That man's creepy, especially that grin of his. /shivers
that'S why he's so guuuut
XD First time I heard about Nosferatu was on spongebob /shot
So this girl, Lucy I believe her name is, is moaning all over the place because of a werewolf bite. Uncle in the other room- WTH ARE YOU
;u; /Heard about nosferatu by watching it
/Never heard about Nosferatu. ouo
Oh yeah. that Dracula is pretty porny at some stages
OMG. GARY OLDMAN IS SIRIUS BLACK.
did you watch 5th element?
That's why I was <3-ing over him |3;;;;
and he is also... that policeman from Batman that I like, but forgot the name of in the current movies
Yeah! He's that dude, I forget the name of
yeah, comissioner gordon.
Aaaaand now Beetlejuice is on <3
do they actually save private Ryan?
^^; too bad I'm not doing that one
Actually-- /Builds a blanket nest between Gil and Aus and snuggles both of her cuties ;v;
Ffft, pretty much. /Also going to wake early
/Flushes and nuzzles into chest, snoozing on
I missed the love! Damn naps.../sulks in corner
Aw, Spagnabastard, I'll give you some love...! /Headbutt
I saw my name here... What princess name? D:
I love nervous breakdown thing
/Likes partitioned Germany the best 8'3
on the other hand, this is highly full of fail from the shape of the countries but watever
/Bad habit of saying *Gottverdammt* ;v;
...that would be so cute IC
;//v//; Germano!Lovimuse probably sings German lullabies to Lud when he's asleep.
The Bastard was always asleep before Chibimano, so he had to fight off the monsters by himself ;x;
you totally enjoy mama-ing
I forgot to wish you a happy motherday last week!
/so going to use that in the drunk one
Elmoette: the princess in Bram Stoker's Dracula is named Elizabeta XD
and I swear in a variety of languages XP
/swears in English and Japanese
All Germans say 'fuck' in English, though, don't they? -u-
in fact, I was so used to it when I came here and started casually exclaiming my dislike of something, I was looked at in utter shock.
8D .... Oh~ /legendary Dracula dutchess (?) is Erzebet Bathory ;D
the worst discovery ever found is in Eat, Pray, Love movie =u= main chara's name is *Elizabeth Gilbert*
and we swear in chinese and dutch =u= "Woi chibai! Go suck some lul!"
>u>.... -thumbs up- /introduced the word lul to the whole art class and also ching chong haha