1. No one has ever been attracted to my overgrown and uncoordinated limbs.

2. No one has ever offered to take me to Morocco so that I can sit in a villa and write and they can pick olives in the fields...

And then come back to me to make love in the evening.

3. No one has ever said this about me:

4. Professor Matt Beer does not exist.

5. I've never given a 'Congratulations You Are a Lesbian' cake to my G.B.F.

Siiiiiiiiiigh.

I love this show - I want a flatpack all to myself

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

lol

Anyway - you know Prof Mat Beer would just be a dick to you most of the time and you'd end up hating him

Flatpack would be infinitely more lovely to have around than Matt! But he's far too high energy for me.

Can I sigh about something too?

Siiiiiiiiigh.

You'd be too cute with him though. It's actually a shame he isn't real. Meanwhile, I should probably be thankful that this is all fictional!

Oh, yes! Sigh away!

this because I haven't given you that cake?

I do think my life could be improved by the cake...

the cake is a lie

but I do wish that flatpack was real - I could just watch him run arround and be all ccute all day

not that I have a crush or nythign...

no idea what is being said but appreciates that tibbs is back.

Cake is always good siiiiiiiiigh i have none. Yay i'm getting involved...even if i have no idea what this show is lol

We can pretend that we know whats being talked about - and then when they least expect it BAM take a shovel to the back of their heads....

or that may be a bad idea.

...I think i'd rather steal their cake when they least expect it

shovels......