play some games sometimes.

looks at the board games he found: The Game of Life, Clue, and Monopoly. "Which one do you want to play?"

pretty sure all those games need three people for a decent play, but he sits down anyway. "Life, I suppose."

sets down the other two boxes and opens the Life box. He takes out the board and starts skimming over the instructions.

supposes he will try to set up the board. "You do not know how to play?"

"I remember playing it a long time ago but I forgot."

not even going to ask how much time has passed since 'a long time ago' and he just sets up the board. "Which car do you want?"

"The blue one!" he observed the layout of the board.

sticks a pink peg into the blue car before handing it to him.

looks at the car for a bit. "Hey, why is that peg pink?"

points at the peg. "That is you."

that he's not a girl, but whatever, he couldn't take out the peg anyway.

grabs the white car and sticks a blue peg in it. "You can go first. We spin to see who goes first, but you can go."

( I'm sorry for being mean. OTL )

takes the car and places it on the starting point. He gives the spinner ring a spin, and it lands on 4.

((It's okay, I find your Iceland really funny XD ))

slowly claps. "You are on your way to a slow death."

( Thank you. @ _ @ )

not sure what Iceland means by that but waits for him to spin.

sure this game is going to lead him to a slow death, anyway. He spins. And he gets an one. Alas, he is right about the slowness.

go first then. He decides to not go to college and wonders what jobs he'll get.

feeling his life is really going to be short. He grabs a set a cards. "Pick three-- then you get to pick from those."

draws the cards and looks at them. ((I'm sorry, I'm not sure what the cards would say, I only own the Spongebob version of LIFE...))

stares at him. "Pick one." ( On regular LIFE, they are occupations. ;o; )

decides to be a...police man! "Okay, it's your turn!"

spins again. Another one. And he is going to uni, so he is not going far.

spins the rotation thing and moves forward. He lands on a life tile.

him a life tile. And then he spins and moves forward. This happens quite a few times.

what else you can actually do in this game.

tells him you can fuck a girl up and get babies.

"I guess I can start a family?" but what is this 'fuck' word?

hands him another pink peg. "Here you go."

places them into the car and spins the rotation thing again. "Hey, did you pay off your University loan yet?"

shrugs. "I do not know. I just know that I am taking over the world."

( HAVING PEOPLE PLAY THIS GAME IS COMPLICATED. 8D )

does not think that's actually what's happening. He takes his latest paycheck after passing a certain point.

((I know! Especially if you don't even remember how the game goes. At least we're not playing Monopoly))

himself a blue peg when he finally gets married. Yay. Fun. Diseases.

( Monopoly is hell inreallife. x-x )

getting close to the end now, and wonders if he should get anything else before retiring.

((Monopoly lasts forever))

just going to not really play anymore. He throws his husband peg out of the car and into the fake river.

"Oh no! Your husband died!" Now, should Iceland lose or gain Life points from that?

nods. "He should have been wearing his seatbelt. That is not my fault."

"Since you have to be sad, I guess you lose a Life point" But there is always life insurace to consider...

blinks and then pulls out the other peg of his car to throw into the river. "Now I'm dead."

"Then I guess I won!" he stands up and does a little dance.

gves him one clap. "...Good job."