funny au ni nga txt ako miga: ''savor the moment but don't swallow it''
hmmm.... 
Jemoi
says
lol did you follow her advice?
moment... 
Jemoi
says
wahahaha omgeee jose are you thinking what I'm thinking?
I'm thinking about skeet
it's the only thing that'll make the statement funny
Jemoi
says
lol