"You will be buffeted by hordes of people, who will all simultaneously show up in your office "just to chat.""

" Eventually, you will make your escape by locking yourself in the bathroom."

Uh-oh! Sounds like a police raid!

better format all Windoze boxes and install Linux...

Ok, but I have been doing a bit of improvising. I've been mixing my blue and red capsules, and they're sort of brownish now .

Also, I saw a rather over grown bunyip instead of a white rabbit.

tripping is different Down Under.