perplexed-- is she pretending to be him?

helping him get a date! >u< She said she'd help! >u<

heard a rumour he was dating a rabbit.

that isn't true. 8(

looks over her shoulder. "...It sounds gay."

blinks at this. "Yeah. But that's Yi for you. He always sounds kind of gay."

. "Then shouldn't it say he is looking for boys, then?"

shrugs. "He says he wants ladies."

more. "You should make a paper fortune teller for him. He may be confused."

about this. "Oh I could do that. He might be confused... Maybe I should introduce him to cute boys."

nods in agreement. "Or male rabbits."

laughs. "No he has those. Sides, I don't think he likes rabbits like that."

he should give the rabbits a chance if he needs to go through all of this... "Where will you find those type of boys, then?"

makes a mental note to leave a copy of the Do you like horny bunnies game in Yi's room. "I'm not sure really..." She pouts.

points at the screen. "Maybe you should change the profile to looking for boys, instead. That or send him on a cruise."

about it. "Well I'll change it to looking for girls or boys! That'll be good!" She changes it. "What happens on cruises?"

shrugs. "If he goes to somewhere else, maybe he can find someone. Maybe the person is not in Taiwan."

nods a little. "That is true also..."

adds in, "He also should accept his heterosexuality is probably a myth."

siiiighs. "I told him to leave the ladies to me but he doesn't get it."

her a pat on a shoulder. "You should tape him down to a chair and make him watch Brokeback Mountain to understand."

nods and makes a determined face. "He should understand that love between two males can be as beautiful as... well almost as beautiful as

the love between two ladies!"

replies, "I would say as beautiful as a two pack of Twinkies, but that could work."

laughs at him. "Oh well that too I guess."

, tone suddenly serious, "If this is not done, he will be like Mrs. Nesbitt-- or, worse. Miss Havisham."

blinks up at him. "Who's Miss Havisham? I thought Mrs. Nesbitt was one of the toys in the Toy Story movie Alicia made."

, flatly, "The point is-- he will be crazy and have broken clocks."

( Please don't mind the stupid things I say. @__@ )

laughs at this. "I don't know what that means???" OAO

(( Ffff I had to make the executive decision if Soo Yeon would know those people XD;;; ))

"It means we need to kidnap him and glue his ass to a seat in a gay bar."

( I can't be funny. It doesn't work. x__x Sorryyyyy. /sob )

laughs and thinks about this. "... Well not his ass. He may need that if he meets someone.~~" >u>

( Awwww it was cute *cuddles* >u< )

sighs. "Alright, his hands. We can glue his hands to the table and make sure he has a bendy straw."

grins at this. "Yes. That would work!"

nods a bit. "But he has to be shipped somewhere else, first."

about it. "... Is the British man gay?" She doesn't know him well but he seems like he could me.

be*

blinks. "...Who?"

puts her fingers on her eyebrows. "Eyebrow man!"

shrugs. "I don't like him. He could be sucking on slugs right now."

about that. "Oh. Well I dunno then. I don't know many gay guys."

for a moment as well. "I suppose I do not, either."

siiiighs a little. "I dunno. THis is hard." =3=

, "Sweden is gay..."

looks up at this and tilts her head. "Oh? Would he be interested in Yi?"

turns his head, slightly. "Maybe. I am not sure. I think he likes them small."

nods a little and taps his lip...

her*

( What's the difference? /shotdead )

some more. "...There is always the internet."

( ffffffff =w= In one I'm tapping you and in the other I'm tapping me >w> )

nods. "I think that's our only choice!"

, "We must be careful. Someone could be pretending. But I feel he would settle for anything at this point."

nods a little. "I"ll be careful. >u<

, "Is finding a human even smart? Maybe if we advertise a shirt give away, maybe one of our sort will be willing to date him."

( And this is why I am not a business major. :'D )

taps her lip. "Sakura has a movie like that... The guy looks for a lady among the women at an audition for a commercial."

( ffffff cute C: (

makes a face. "I am sure that he does not want his eyes poked at and losing a leg."

laughs at this. "I don't think so either."

looks at her. "Why don't you date him?"

looks up at him. "Eww, no." >3<

, "He is practically a girl to begin with."

crinkles her nose. "But he's mean. And he thinks I'm gross. It would never work out"

rolls his eyes. "Then he should date someone who is also mean. Do you know anyone mean?"

about this. "Hmmmmm maybe Japan then...."

shakes his head. "Someone not in that area."

tilts her head and hums. "Oh um. I said Germany but Yi didn't like that idea..."

, "And he thinks he likes girls. I am sure he is in denial. Maybe Mr. America?"

about it. "Oh maybe! Our Alicia has always doted on Tai. Maybe the male one will too!"

shrugs. "Maybe he likes girls. I am not sure. I feel gluing his hands to a bar is probably going to be the option."

grins. "I like this plan."

"We will just have to find him, hit him with a hammer to shut him up, then pick out a bar."

grins. "Oh that's a good idea! Maybe Hong Kong will help *A*

shrugs again. "Only if he thinks he is benefiting from doing so."

nods a little. "He seems like the type. But entertainment is a benefit right?"

, "Getting Taiwan to not mope around might be one. I dunno. Should I assume Hong Kong has already been 'helping?'"

nods a little and grins. "He helped write the profile with me!"

makes a face. "You two couldn't get cooler pictures of him?"

blinks at him. "Well these were the coolest ones we had."

"And I should assume Hong Kong isn't interested, either?"

shakes her head. "I don't think so. He doesn't seem like he is."

barely nods. "He can have the hammer, then."

nods a little. "He'd like that."

quiet for a moment. "...Or he could just stick with rabbits."

laughs. "He doesn't like rabbits like that! He'd call me gross for saying that

asks, "Have you ever told him that he is gross?"

about it. "No. But he doesn't do anything interesting enough to be called gross for."

replies, "Maybe that is what it is. Maybe he is just not stimulating enough to get any mail on this thing."

laughs at this. "Well I guess so."

going to think some more. "Is this profile suppose to be serious or are you making fun of him?"

blinks at him. "It's serious! Hong helped! So it should be good right!"

slowly shakes his head. "Hong Kong probably knows as much about that sort of thing as much as Taiwan is sure he is hetero."

blinks at this and frowns. "It isn't good?"

shakes his head, again. "Probably not."

frowns a little. "I did get a message from an old guy about sex..."

brings a hand up to his face/

"You should just delete it."

pouts at this. "But I'm sure this will work!"

shakes his head. "He has not got sny mail, has he?"

bites her lip and looks sad. "Not... really."

sighs. "Alright. Let's go get a hammer and some super glue."

laughs and nods, hopping up. "OKay!"