Soo Yeon
is
sitting in a cafe! She's going to help Yi get a date! Which picture should she put on the dating site though...?
Hong Kong
wonders
how she got pictures of Yi Ling to begin with. But she should not go with the one of Yi Ling drooling. What was he asleep?
nods. That one was not flattering at all. "I like taking pictures of my siblings."
Hong Kong
will
be remembering her words and hopes he does not count. "Do you have any of him with his rabbit. Girls might think that cute."
finds one. "Like this? Is this good?" She looks up at him and smiles.
peers at the picture. "That could work. Maybe find one of him that looks a little cool." He thens looks at her. "Is it possible for him to
look cool?"
grins and shrugs. "I dunno. He's too soft too look tough probably. Let's just use the bunny one."
would have said really effeminate. "Right. Yeah. Go with the bunny one."
grins at this and starts uploading the bunny picture and another of him looking angry at her. "Okay so what should we write in the
description."
seems to think about this. "Well don't say handsome. That may come off as conceited. How about something like 'fun loving guy looking for a
nice girl to date?'" He then shrugs. "Or we can be honest and say 'desperate boy with money seeks companion.'"
Soo Yeon
gives
a loud laugh. "We can put both things!"
Hong Kong
thinks
that might scare people away from him but shrugs. "Then add in females preferred but that he is probably gay."
grins and nods, adding that in. >u<
never really filled out these things before. He looks over at what Soo Yeon is typing in. "Maybe we should list his hobbies."
grins and nods. "Oh so like what he does for fun... What does he do for fun?"
nods once. It was exactly that. He now looks at her. "You're his sister."
Soo Yeon
thinks
about this. "Um. Kites? I think he likes kites. And fireworks. Do you think he likes porn?"
Hong Kong
is
wondering something now. "Do girls like guys who look at a lot of porn?"
Soo Yeon
thinks
about that. "I dunno. Me and Yong Soo watch porn sometimes."
tries not to roll his eyes. "Of course and you masturbate together." He points at the screen. "Eh add it in. But don't make it sound tacky
and gross."
laughs. "We don't masturbate together. That would be weird. We've had sex though!" She adds in that he likes sensual pleasures.
looks at her then moves a bit away from her. "...I am still going to hold on to what I said."
rolls her eyes. "We don't masturbate together." She looks over at him. "Do we need anything else?"
Hong Kong
is
going to stay a bit away and still think to say they masturbate together. He can't even think who took advantage of who... best pretend he
does not know this. "We have hobbies. Maybe age, height, weight that kind of thing?"
smiles at this and nods, putting all that information down >u<
Hong Kong
is
surprised she knows all that but then realizes she may be making half of it up. "I think that may be enough."
Soo Yeon
is
very sinister. She has to know his height and weight to buy clothes in his size!
might find it disturbing but as long as she kept up with Yi Ling exclusively he could be okay with it.
hums and looks up at him. "Is this good?"
looks over what they have so far. "I think for starters. Yeah. Seems fair to me."
Smiles and nods, updating the profile.
waits for her to finish up before asking her to let him see.
smiles and shows him >u<
nods once. That means he approves. "Now we wait?"
smiles and nods. "Now we wait!!!"
moves a little further away from her. She could be loud when excited. "So do we just set him up with whoever shows up?"
smiles at him and thinks about it. "Maybe!"
just wants Yi Ling to stop moping around. "First come first serve or we can set him up on dates. One day at a time."
laughs at this. "That's true!"
glances over at the screen. "How long does this usually take?"
Soo Yeon
thinks
about it. "I dunno... I've never been this desperate."
just gives her a blank look. "Me neither... maybe Yi Ling has a defect?"
Soo Yeon
thinks
about. "Maybe..."
shakes his head. "I think he should date people from other places."
nods and smiles. "So they think he's exotic!
Hong Kong
was
thinking so he has more opportunities but he shrugs. "Sure... what you said."
laughs at this and nods.
looks down at his lap. "I mean what chance does he have here."
smiles and kisses his cheek. "He'll find someone!"
rubs at his cheek once she pulls away. "Not if he wants to stay in this area."
laughs and nods. "Well that's probably true."
"But if you suddenly decide you are madly in love with him and he wants to love you back. We might just be able to save this thing." Of
course he already knew that was not happening.
crinkles her nose. "He thinks I'm gross."
pinches her nose softly. "Don't worry I think the same thing in the nicest way possible."
pinches him. "Hey now. I'm not gross!"
rubs his arm where she pinched him. "Well in comparison to me."
tilts her head. "Are you a virgin?"
"Is that something you should be asking me." He points at the screen. "We are getting off topic."
looks up again. "well yes. I don't see why not?" She looks at the message. One message from the site itself welcoming her.
Hong Kong
thinks
because it is none of her business and he is not going to discuss things that involved his parts. "Anyone reply to it?"
shakes her head. 8(
looks at the screen. "Maybe they find him unattractive?"
Soo Yeon
thinks
about it. "I dunno. Maybe all the cute honeys haven't seen it yet..."
was sure they were not discriminating against not cute honeys. "Or what I said."
nods a little. "I dunno..."
shrugs. He had no answers for this either.
smiles at him and shrugs. "We'll wait."
nods once and leans back in his sit to wait.
smiles at him. "Oh! Mail... oh for penis enlargement... Not what we want."
glances over at her. "I think you should worry about growing one before trying to enlarge anything."
laughs at this and gives him a look. "I don't want one."
"You can give it to Yi Ling then." He yawns behind his hand. "How undesirable can someone get?"
smiles at this and nods. "Well that's true." She hums. "Maybe we;re not reaching the right audience."
"So who exactly is the right audience?" He had no clue what kind of people would be into Yi Ling.
smiles at him and tilts his head. "I'm not sure."
her*
stays quiet for a moment until finally he speaks up. "Rabbits."
smiles at him and pokes him. "We could get him that do you like horny bunnies game!"
Hong Kong
is
pretty sure Yi Ling would complain that it had no real people or something the roll into a ball of angst. "Yeah.... no."
smiles. "I think I might."
looks over at her. "Then you are dealing with him after he sees it." He then whispers to her. "I don't think he would take it well."
laughs at this. "Well it'll be funny ayways
Hong Kong
is
sure this won't end well but he is not going to stop this. "I suppose for you but you know he is going to call you gross in the end."
smiles at this and shrugs. "Yeah I guess. But he'd say that anyways
Hong Kong
thinks
she is giving him more reason to. "I suppose he would."
smiles at him "Yeah!"
sighs now. "I am guessing no one has answered yet." He slides down in his seat. "I am going to take a nap. Tell me if someone replies."
laughs and nods. "Okay!"
lays his head on her lap then. Yes, he is tired enough to invite himself there.
smiles and strokes his hair. "Sleepy Hong."
Hong Kong
has
decided that maybe he will start sleeping at night. "Ah be quiet, Soo."
smiles at this and strokes his hair gently, letting him nap >u<
Hong Kong
will
stay still trying to fall asleep.
keeps stroking his hair, thinking him cute >u<
Hong Kong
is
going to be sleeping and thinking about sea lions or something.
smiles at this and hums a little. He was cute.
would not agree with her but thankfully he was asleep and did not have the ability to read her thoughts.
keeps petting him. Waaaa *A*
will have to wake up, too much touching. His hair is sticking up in whatever direction she was petting it.
smiles and hums. =w=
Hong Kong
will
just be confused and look around. What was he doing again. Ah right. "Did anyone reply?"
giggles, distracted. "Your hair is cute."
Hong Kong
is
not sure what that had to do with his question. Maybe he should ask again. "Did anyone reply?"
smiles down at him. "Oh um. Mostly spam email from scam artists..." 8(
Hong Kong
is
busy trying to fix his hair with his hands. "...did they want to date him?"
blinks at this. "... I don't think so..."
sighs. "Well that is disappointing. I think I will just pay someone to date him."
laughs at this. "Really?"
nods. He was being serious. "People do a lot of things for money."
nods too. "Well that's true. We have a huge illegal sex trade in Korea I know."
looks over at her. "I didn't mean just that. There are many other things peo-- well we are getting side tracked again."
smiles at him and kisses his cheek. "What?"
turns away rubbing his cheek. "I don't know. Let's just let him marry himself."
laughs and shakes her head. "That's weird.
tilts his head. "I don't think it is that weird. People marry objects too."
scrunches her nose. "But Yi wants sex right? He can't sex objects . That's gross.
points at himself. "And how would I know what Yi wants to do. Maybe he is looking for something platonic."
smiles at him and giggles. "I very much doubt that. He wants to touch Sakura everywhere but she doesn't like him back."
Hong Kong
is
not sure what he is suppose to say but one thing ends up coming to mind. "How exactly do you know this?"
blinks at him. "Are you kidding?? It's like super obvious. But Sakura is into ladies I think. We've done it before you know. Me and Sakura.
And I'm a bad sister and rubbed it in Yi's face-- even though he doesn't believe me. He asked that cute Japanese lady out but got rejected."
listens and nods once. "Well clearly Yi Ling must be gay then. He just doesn't know it." He then looks her over before sliding away. "Please
stop telling me about all the people you have done things with."
hums at this and laughs. "Oh I see, maybe he is." She tilts her head. "WHy?'
is really beginning to think so. "Soo, because I don't really need to know."
blinks at him. "... Oh. Well. It's true."
crosses his arms. "Okay. How about I didn't want to know?"
smiles at this and shrugs. "Well I'm being honest with you."
studies her for a bit. Did she want him to be honest too. "I understand."
tilts her head and nods. "Okay."
would still rather not know. He had to wonder how that worked out with Taiwan.
Soo Yeon
wonders
if Taiwan would care since she was involved with both her and Yong Soo at once. *A*
would not need or want to know that. it was best if he was left in the dark.
smiles at him happily. *A*
Hong Kong
will
get up now. "I guess this is not going anywhere. I would say delete it but..." He shrugs.
kisses his nose and smiles at this. "Well we can leave it up for a few days. >u<
backs away rubbing his nose. She should not kiss him really. He would rather if she didn't. "I suppose but if he asks. It is your idea."
giggles as he backs up and looks amused. >u<
Shy just like her siblings *w*
Hong Kong
is
not sure what is up with her expression but it is rather strange to him. "I think I will go now."
blinks and frowns. "Why...?
sighs. "Well we can't stay here all day. Besides, it seems there is no use waiting on replies for him."
smiles at this and nods. "OH that's true."
knew of course it was true. "So I really must get going. I suppose I will see again some other time."
smiles at this and waves. "Bye bye."
pats her head. "Good bye then." He will go home now.
hums and waves. >u<