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went to uhs today and got a chest x-ray. there's a big blank spot where there should be a rib

nobody told me about it

also, apparently the numbness in my chest is going to be a permanent thing, since they probably cut the nerve during the thoracotomy

and those bastards were telling me it was a temporary thing

did you ask if you get a man for the rib?

was your doctor's name adam? paybacks a bitch

i thought of it first

i love how this is now about you. can we focus on what's important. i have even fewer body parts than we thought!

yeah, but they weren't important really...

now it will be easier for you to lace your corset in the morning. And at least you had pain killers. Women in the 1800's made do without.

another good reason to live now and not then