Ok.. I think this is awkward.

YOUR FACE IS JUST SO..

PRETTY? GORGEOUS? AWESOME-AZING? TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?! hahahaha

none of the above

are you trying to tell me something? <-eh bobo pala haha

Yes! I am trying to tell you something!

beer nalang

WEH. Ikaw? Beer?

FINE. FINE FINE FINE! LAGI NALANG IKAW NASUSUNOD!!! <-nice o

Uy, grabe! Kamukha mo 'yan.