Amen!

you fell to the communists?

codie: in a matter of speaking I suppose... yes

Been to Alabama, saw the Crimson Tide?

you're closed for maintenance?

Having your dirty lady time?

Mother Nature sent you a little gift?

She'll get tired of you and abandon you eventually. And just when you'll be needing all the friends you can get!

lol "closed for maintenance" I like that one.

out of cryptic ways to say it now...

I read the list and I am thrilled I am not the only one who uses the term "sheep"