"oh, I'll be back from Australia late March! we can start DnD any time at the beginning of April!"

"actually, I'll be home April 17th. can the group start anytime after that?"

"well, actually, now that the date's coming up, I'm not coming home until May 1st. so can we start in May?"

NO. YOU'RE A BITCH. STAY THERE. I. DON'T. CARE.

quit making us postpone the game for you because you want to stay there. it's not all about you, thundercunt.

this is why I get mad at you.

but I won't tell you why, because you'll just make me feel bad.