could be, just something to do about being a big enough kid to learn... Curiously and innocently, he asked, "What'd you call me for?"

((/GRABS POPCORN))

((For Mama Finlandddd--))

((LOL VASH XD))

sighed, trying to figure out how to talk about this.... "Well. Peter...I think you're old enough now that we should...be teaching you about

some very important big boy things!" He patted the spot on the couch beside him.

sat down on the spot next to him and looked up with big eyes. "What kiiiiiiiind of very important big boy things?"

draped a blanket over their laps, taking a sip from his coffee mug. "Well, something that...happens between two nations. And people too."

At the simple mentioning of the word "nations," Peter immediately perked up. Could this be the secret that distinguishes between people and

nations and maybe even micronations too? "Oooh! Ooooh! Tell me, Mama!! I wanna know!" He was far too excited.

bit his lip for a moment. "Well...When a man and a woman. Or a man and a man. Or a woman and...when two /beings/ love each other very much,

they begin to get....funny feelings for each other."

blinked, confused. "Funny feelings? ...You mean like when you lose a tooth and you put your tongue at the part where you lost it and it

all squishy and weird? That kind of funny feeling?"

"Well...a little." He smiled a bit. "It's more of an inside funny feeling, in your tummy and your heart. It's a lot like love but...it will

also...make your body feel funny too."

looked a little worried and cautiously touched his own tummy and heart. "Is it good-funny or bad-funny? I don't wanna feel icky..."

"A good-funny. A very good funny! It's the way your papa makes me feel." He smiles. "And when someone makes you feel this way, your body

do some...strange things. But so will their's!"

still a little troubled. Strange things? "Being controlled like that sounds an awful lot like being one of my remote control robot toys."

laughs a little. "Sometimes it will feel like it. But, ah, when you love another person so much..you'll want to...well..."

[[Should have got anko to give this talk 8'DDD]]

"...to? To what, Mama?" This whole concept got Peter both utterly confused and curious at the same time.

(( "orz ))

"You'll want to do....adult things. Ah...you see, when you're attracted to someone your...your..." He's trying to decide what terms to use.

((Loooool I'm sorry xD))

"I get to be an adult!?" Peter's eyes had instantly changed to those of awe, rather than worry, at this point. "I wanna be a grown-up!!"

"Well, it happens before you're an adult too. When you're sort of inbtween..." Tangent! Focus. "But, ah your..." Fuck it, science terms.

"Your...(swallow) penis will get hard..."

((AHAHAHAHAHAHA and on that note, I'm off to eat dinner))

Peter shut up with his stupid questions and comments and stared, long and hard. He was more shocked at the fact that Mama used that word

than what he was really saying. He looked down to his own... wee-wee, then at Mama's. "...forever?"

"Oh no no no!" He quickly shakes his head. "Just...Just for a little bit."

sighed in relief. "Whew! That would be gross!!" he said, laughing it off. "But why would it do that?"

"Well it's so...so you can put it in..." Why is this so hard? "Well, see, boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina...."

((Sorry, gonna go shower then head to bed. Niiiiiiiiight!!))

(( I am dying of my god this is the most amusing talk *ever* ))

nodded slightly. "Mmhmm..." It certainly did take him a while to realize that fact, but yes, it was true. Boys pee standing up, girls pee

sitting down.

"And when you love a girl a lot you'll want...you'll want....to put your penis in her vagina..."

"Eww, gross! Why would you want to do that?" Something still wasn't right here... and after a moment, Peter figured out what was wrong. "Hey

but Mamaaaaa, you said it happens to two *people*, and you're a boy and Papa's a boy and... what?"

blushes. "Well...that's a little more....complicated. Ah, when two boys love each other that...find other ways to do things, mostly. But

sometime's there's penetration, it depends on each person. And two girls will be different too. And it's...ah..." This was hard.

couldn't do much more than stare up at Mama, horribly confused. "What's the point in doing these silly things, anyways? Why don't two people

just play with train sets together if they like each other so much?"

"Well, like I said, your body with change and it..it will want to do these strange things.But you should only ever do them with someone you

really love, a lot. It's a very special thing."