a bucket of water would do him some good. This can be arranged.
going to get that bucket of water. Please stay turned during the commercial break.
the commercials with the pretty girls~ <3
returns with a bucket of water, turning it upside down over the guy's head.
sets the bucket to the side. Well, at least he batteries aren't broken. "Do you know where you are?"
tells him, outright, "You're dead."
panics and cries. "EHHHHHHHHH?!"
nods, crossing his arms. "Welcome to Hell."
reaches out to pat his shoulder. "It's okay. You'll get over it."
grabs his head and gives it a shake. "Stop crying." This guy is like a Baby Alive doll. So where is his batteries?
stops crying and looks at you. "B-but I don't want to be dead..."
tells him, "Well, you aren't dead. You just have to wait for your true love to come wake you up."
pats his head. "Have fun."
tearing up again. "Wai-wait! Help meeee!!!"
shakes his head, putting his hand over his mouth. "I can't. I'm not the chosen one."
stops crying momentarily. "E-eh?"
sighs. "The chosen one can only save you."
sniffles. "W-who is the chosen one?"
shrugs. "You don't know who it is?"
tells him, simply, "Seeing you don't know who the person is, you're going to be stuck here for the rest of...forever." He pulls out a
cough drop from his pocket. "But here is something for you to entertain yourself with."
shivers and takes the cough drop, still very confused and scared.
for a moment. "There is also one more thing you must know."
looks at you questioningly.
"You've been lied to for the past five minutes and you've been believing it." And now he walks away.
dumbfound. He gets up and runs in the direction of Germany's house. "GERMANY!!!!!!!! D8"