Had to explain the one-lady-ness. She was cool about it, though.

oh.

you had a far more interesting day than i lol

Naw, hardly. Storytime?

Just got off the phone with a very distraught friend who lost a loved one.

Again felt like I was so emotionally removed from the entire thing...

Holy shit. I'm sorry.

But since she did me the honor of confiding in me, I tried to be more sensitive

/cuddle Seems like you've had one hell of a week.

It's had its high and lows c:

In the end I'm glad I have you guys to turn to if the shit hits the proverbial fan

<33 It's what we're here for.

highs*

How 'bout chu gurl?

Pretend that face is less creepy and more genuinely intrigued.

Ehh, same. Getting hit with all those fun end-of-semester deadlines, lawl. But at the end of the day, I can't complain.

called it

haha, thank you vishal. Are you in new york, still?

yeah. I should be in MA on Thurs night

righteous.

WE ALL CALLED IT. Curse my persistent curiosity and desire to be friendly.

ahahaa

sometimes plurk makes me smile.

serious question: Is she cute.

sometimes.

I know this is irrelevant given the... weirdness.

But still a matter of morbid curiosity.

matter of general curiosity. how hot was she

^more bluntly phrased.

She was like a more bookish, non-hair-bleached and hazel-eyed version of Tabe.

Like someone you'd smooch at a party and then go home after without exchanging numbers.

And she wants to hang out again, too, even after I explained. EVEN THOUGH SHE'S 10 YEARS OLDER THAN ME.

She even invited me and Kiki to dinner in the future.

Oh... maybe she's interested in a threesome.

It's "Awww," cause on the one hand I do understand where she's coming from. She's in an open relationship.

But Kiki is very NO on either of us getting outside action.

And even if she wasn't, dude I hardly know this chick.

well that's the expected... outcome? LOL

She's very normal and into localorganicgrassfedyoga and... no nerdage.

organicgrassfedyoga IS a type of nerdage.

...when done right.

Lawl, tl;dr curiosity satisfied and gonna keep sticking with my lady.

Then mebbe she'd go for you, Max. Rawr.

Not if she's married she's not.

...I went google image searching for "pole vaulter" to demonstrate the length of pole I would not touch her with.

results: all really attractive olympic vaulting women. I am fine with that.

ah the little surprises in life.

Speaking of my lady, she's def coming to the hipster party. =)

oh!!

It's looking like we'll get a ride with Mollie, so Lizy and mebbe some others would be coming, too.

i hope she won't find it remiss of me if i tell her how uguu she is

Nawww. FEEL FREE TO PERV ON HER. <3

She'll be sober, though.

Oh that's right she doesn't dig the alch. Are you gonna be drinking?

/shrug It's up to her if she partakes. I'll be getting chotto intimate with the booze. XD

This party needs to happen right now. CAN'T HANDLE AWKWARD SITUATIONS.

IT WON'T BE AWKWARD. When MoHoBros and HomeBros collide... DUN DUN DUN.

You guys are all cool. Therefore, law of exponents?

No man I agree. Not awkward as in, OHNO MEETING YOUR FRIENDS but awkward as in DEALING WITH PEOPLE RIGHT NOW

LAWL, ok gotcha.

CAFFY I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AND SQUISH YOU ON SATURDAY.

I'll beat you if you try.

Manful brofists instead?

Acceptable /spock nod