THE BORGIAS FINALLY WIN AND KILL EVERYONE AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER YAAAAAAAY

SO EVERYONE AGREES?

COOL

NO

HEY WAIT

I DONT AGREE

PLEASE

WE NEVER WIN

ITS MY PLURK

HUSH, WOMAN,

DAMN IT

FINE

GO BACK TO YOUR PAPERS IN THE VATICAN.

BUT THE VATICAN ARCHIVES ARE HUUUUUGE

I'LL GET LOST

I mean. Hm. 16 still needs to flip out over Des and Luc. So that's something. And I am determined that one day, we will finish a thread

where he glitches and goes nuts

Yes, this.

8| Borgias win forever. -0flees-

I still have to find a way for 16 to learn the information though

Yeah ;;

AW, JUST ASK SOME OLD CARDINAL

Get Des drunk or something.

CRACK A PEN JOKE WITH HIM

HE'LL SHOW YOU THE WAY

AND THEN LAUGH HEARTILY>

I love that piece of history

So wonderful

Yeah, I'll try to.... .3.

I know right? She must have been so buhyoo at that moment

She is always buhyoo

Hm

Luc could always ditz out for a second and let it slip? But i hate making her look stupid when she really isn't ;; maybe she does it

maliciously

Well, she would resent 16 because he killed Cesare right?

And I think she knows that Des likes 16

Yup.

So she totally would

Maybe he just needs to annoy her a bit

Haha indeed

By reading a book about her maybe BD

Ahaha, yes!

Perhaps questioning her ... less clever moments in life

or something idk

Yeah

Like.......Well actually I can't think of anything

brb, food time! I shall ponder drama for them over dinner

oh her first husband

Okay, bon appétit!

*hackspit*

I mean yeah

Yeah, I think a mention of Giovanni might ... not go down well

Or the other Giovanni, actually

Or any of her kids

or Perotto

You know, she's sensitive. You could mention anything and she could take it the wrong way

I know, I know

But I don't see 16 going as far as throwing mean things at her only for the sake of it

Nah... He's too nice, really. He's a decent guy.

Hm. Maybe she does something to set him off

.___. Bitch slap him?

She'd need an incentive though

That's what I thought.

Hmmmm, 16 why is it so hard to make drama with you

I know right? He's meant to be crazy Drama should be easy

I knoooow

Hm. Maybe ... he says something about Cesare? She's super sensitive about him....

He could ask Cesare's sword back

In all irony.

Oh god.

Yeeeeeeah. That wouldn't go down well

at all

I want that to happen now

Hahaha, I doubt it would

How would it lead up to that?

Hmmmmm

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Did you get my ridiculous message about the Luc book? Please say you did, it took forever to type out ;;

;A; Not yet?

When did you send it? I know it takes longer for longer messages

WHAT. SERIOUSLY???? /SOBS I sent it ... the day before yesterday?

Ugh. I'll write up another one ;;

;A; IM SORRY lkjqdjzqdlkjq

IT'S OKAY. tumblr is a knob.

sfjskhf How are you today?

Fine! Tired after work, but I have tomorrow off. The only thing I need to do is take my rabbit to the vets, so I get to relax :3

How are you?

I am tireeed

But I saw my baby brother so everything is fine <3

How is he doing?