(( why not. four RPs at once. let's do this shit ))

(( Ooohhh, Lucrezia's gonna kill yeeeew ))

(( *u* yup. Two can play this. ))

(( ...Are we making this not AU? XD ))

(w-wh I am whelmed?!?)

(( 8| WHO KNOWS. jay. get yo butt all up in here ))

(BUT IM DOSTRACTED. /NEEDS SOME CHEESE FOR HER WHINNNEEE)

(( MAKE IT HALF ASSED IDK ))

(I CAN DEFS DO CRACK RIGHT NOW)

-THROWS SHIT AT CESARE FROM THE VILLA WALLS.-

What WHY DO YOU THROW THINGS AT ME.

what WHY YOU IN THE WAY OF MY THINGS HITTING THE GROUND.

This is how I fertilize my plants DAMNED KIDS GETTING IN THE WAY

YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND >8C

GUARDS GUARDS. ASSASSINO.

-points frantically at Cesare.-

I am no assassin! -makes a terrible face-

If anything, I am no assassin.

that's what they all say

>8C Assassins are troublesome things. -stares hard at you- Get down here and stop throwing things at me.

Look at him, that fabulous hair! The cherubic armor! The face thousands of courtesans swoon at and the face to match!

oh, hark, I hear the calling of angels come to take me to the heavens! -dramatic slink out of view on the villa walls.-

-face/palm, wipes hand down face, then throws both hands in the air- You really are insane.

-appears next to him.- salve, amico! -amused grin.-

-face/palm- All is well with you /Auditores/?

If my brother is as well as always, then I have no doubt our family line is being spread out through almost all the women in the nearest

four, five towns or so.

Only four to five towns? -laugh-

(( BASTIANO WORKS AT LEAST SIX ))

(( XD ))

(( img.photobucket.com/albu... ))

(( ALL OF SOUTH ITALY FOR THE BORGIAS ;D ))

(EZIO IS THE BIGGEST PIMP, he milks the port towns like craycray)

(( ALL THE GIRLS WHO HAVE JUST BEEN LEFT BY SAILORS XD ))

-shrugs his shoulders.- He knows when things are out of his league. that's when they fall under *my* jurisdiction.

-laughs loudly now- Mio dio. Always think you are [HOT SHIT] the man everyone wants, hm?

(( THAT FED/CRISTINA FIC, AMIRITE? ))

((HOT))

Ah, you mistake me for mi fratellino. Whereas he will think, I *know*. -or something ridiculous like that snort.-

Always smooth, hm? Well, do you /know/ or think you can get anyone you want? -quirks a brow, BEING ULTRA CHEEKY-

i've gotten you before, haven't I? -PURRPURRR- And don't you Borgias consider yourselves the best? Then, by that logic, I have had

*the best*. more than once, even. -chuckle.-

-drawn back some, >8|, stares at him- I am no longer the best. I search for peace and have withdrawn from God. I am nothing but another

heathen roaming the streets. And.. what are you implying? I doubt you could get me again. I am content with living a quiet life with my

sorella. -HUMPH-

(( fc04.deviantart.net/fs71... ))

(( /SNORT ))

You saying I could not get you again sounds like a challenge, but I am not as passionate and eager to compete as my brother. I wish you and

your sorella the best.

-TCH, WHAT BITCH >8C- Maybe it was a challenge. -laughs, then shrugs-

-amiable laugh.- And now you just sound like you want it, Cesare. want *me*~.

-simply grins, turning on his heel, looking away- I said no such things.

Ah, yes, but one does not have to be a master of words to understand your indirect meanings~

You can't lie and say you don't miss what little time we spent together, bonding. -looks over his shoulder towards him-

Have I ever said I didn't?

-:3c face-

-opens his mouth to say something, then stops, turns his head away from Fed, smiling to himself- Ha.. Always you and your charm.

Ezio had to get it from somewhere, eh? -goes over and slides an arm around his shoulders, kisses his cheek.-

(( -FLAILS- Lucrezia is going to fucking KILLL MEEE ))

-turns to look at him quickly, drawing a hand up to his cheek- And your boldness. You don't know when to quit do you? -mumbles- Although I

am not complaining.

(SHHH NO SEX. WE'LL JUST BRO IT OUT.)

(( STILL. ANY AFFECTION SHE'LL KILL ME ))

(( DIDN'TSAYSEXHAHAHALTHOUGH))

(( AND I'LL GET LAAAAID ))

-flashes him a million florin smile, rubs a little against the hand in what can be called a nuzzle.- Oh?

(( SOBS ))

-steps a couple feet away from Federico- What am I to do? You bring the most queerest side out of me. ((HAHA WEIRD AND QUEER ))

(( Most queerest? ))

(( MOST QUEER ))

(( lol ))

-theatrical hand gesture.- Well, you act like it's a bad thing. -amused, blows a kiss.- Well, I should leave then, before your sorella gets

(( god what the fuck is wrong with my english. I need to wake up, just so I can sleep again in a couple of hours ))

upset. ~

Yes, please do. -makes a strange face, yet feeling his damn heart beating face, taking another step away- Another.. time. -clears his

throat-

(( Heart beating face! XD HAHAHAHA ))

FAST ))

(( fuck i give up on life ))

(( I need a pocket Bekka to correct everything I type before i hit enter ))

(( -DYING- ))

-waves amd frolics away, lie back and think of Federico~~~-

(( ;3; ))

((B XHYVGADSYUFGASHUIFASIBYFSAGFYUS))

((/FLIPPING THINGS))