it makes me wince everytime he hits the spacebar on my laptop

thinks you're missing a couple words for complete coherence.

I keep gently reminding him that there is no carriage to move.

...son?

...dad?

.... stripper?

...lover?

....empty wallet?

...very talented cat?

if I wasn't the innocent one...I would say ... award winning pussy...cat

but I am....so I'll just say ....balls of yarn

hairy yarn

giggidy giggity

beware claws.

better than teeth, but is anti declawing

completely forgot the original intent of his plurk and feels the need to donate to an animal rescue

teeth?

exactly

gonna link that movie...but not sure anyone else other than me watched that movie

likes surprising people.

honestly hasn't seen it yet, keeps meaning to; but loves the shock value to those who've never heard of it.

a wife who will never forgive him for making her watch it

usually knows couples to look at that the other way around.

heh, its the cat

really, a talented cat?

wants video of this typing cat!

I don't let him because he hits the keys on my laptop too hard

so video him typing on a typewriter!

I don't have a typewriter.

goodwill?

it to be the talented cat please