-drags laptop into bed, is going to stay here all day since I have today off-
BEKKKKKAAAA
KITTTTYYY
I know you guys are either asleep or at work
but..
ahah I feel like I'm shouting out to an empty house haha...
Anyone?
I'MHERE. I THINK.
-clings onto you-
;; I just needed someone. anyone from here. ;;
sdkfjh d'aww . >: / hughughug
;; thank you -huggingonto-
how are you, dear ? c:
I'm as awesome as the weather in Atlanta, GA right now.
Just being a bummer and down and want friends near me to hang with it ;;
d'aww. ;; if i lived down there, i'd definitely hang out with you.
UNFORTUNATELY. i live in ct. ughhh . ;;
;; BOO.
SORRY DEAR
It's ok love <3
<33
<CLING>
I woke up
and
I thought "Did Max text me?" and I looked around for my phone
but it wasn't on the pillow where I usually keep it
so I freaked out a little
but then I looked to my other side, and it was in my hand, open
because you DID text me
and I was about to answer it in my sleep
:|
WHAT PLURK
COME ON
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PLURK
-HOLDS ONTO YOU- BEKKA
I'M WATCHING TOP GEAR AND THEY ARE GOING TO EDINBURGH IN THIS EPISODE LOL. MY LIFE.
-wraps up into a blanket with you-
WOO! I LOVE TOP GEAR
<cuddles>
Ive been watching Top Gear forever and it NEVER gets tiring.
So I read how your night was via Text and Tumblr - so.. how did you sleep? well?
Yes, I did sleep well
I slept in a position that I haven't slept in in a while XD
On your face, butt in the air?
Faustina
shares
arms up, blankets down, mouth ajar and drool on my face
XD
Very anime-ish hahahaha
haha, yeah
and how are you, love?
I'm alright some. I have the appartamento to myself, so I'm relaxing. I'm going out this evening to go see Sucker Punch i believe, maybe.
I've heard mixed reviews about it
I hope it's good
:3
Me too! I wish you could go with.
God I'm so lame I broke down into a snivling mess because I really wanted you and Kitty here/to hang out with you guys
And John was being all positive and optimistic and I was being a stupid downer and I slammed my laptop closed and he was like D: that was
childish. and I stormed out the room, like a child, and onto the porch, then after he sat outside with me, I went back inside and went to
bed.
Post pms possibly D: idk. And just being ultra lame
D: <cling>
Damn the distances that keep us apart!
I know right!
MY LOVES
KITTY!
ASGFKLJKLJALK;JF
-CLING-
<333333333333333333333333333
Hello, my dears.
I love you more
DAMMIT
NO YOU DON'T
FUCK OFF. I CLEARLY LOVE YOU MORE
YES I DOOOOOO
8| -just watches you two-
AND WE LOVE YOU TOOOOOOO
AND YOU DO NOT, BEKKA
YOU ARE DELUSIONAL
LIKE FAUSTINA
CRAZY LIKE THE DRUGGED-UP THIEF. THAT'S YOU
...-goes to kitchen to eat more biscuits with nutella-
ASUGFI:AKHULJ:K
NO
NOT DELUSIONAL
*clings to Max* babbuuuu don't leave
everrrrr
I want nutella...
I discovered my cat on the kitchen counter for the first time >8[
So do I. :/ When we all meet up, we're having a nutella party, okay?
DID YOU TELL HIM OFF?
that's when I bust out my cat's weakness
THE SQUEAKY TOY
he hates it
I DID TELL HER OFF. I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUUUUCK
AND YES
water doesn't work on lil' Kitler
Nutella party
all over each other
YES
NUTELLA AND PYJAMAS
8]
My nightwear is underwear only 8|
oh
I DON'T OWN PROPER NIGHTWEAR
You guys can have nutella all over
just sometimes a shirt MAYBE D: IF IT'S COLD.
Iiiii don't like having food smeared on me <.<
hahaha
I have a shirt and boxers
and plaid pants
and star wars pants
and Justice League pants
LET'S HOPE IT'S WARM
<.<
8DDD
I should buy new boxers...that...ya know... don't have holes in them XD
My house is permanently freezing, so I have to wear a jumper to bed ;;
B'aww
I keep my apartment cold, but I have fifty million blankets on my bed
((Plurk is fucking up for me and not giving any alerts, so sorry if I seem to disappear ;; ))
It's ok. Plurk is acting fucking weird
yeha
ohae
oes;j'lamkgwlhaj;'
YEAH
>:| MY FINGERS WILL WORK DAMMIT
Yeah it wasn't til twenty minutes later that I saw Bekka responded
only because I refreshed the site
MAYBE THE SPELLING GODS ARE GETTING REVENGE ON MY BEHALF?
YEHA
OR MAYBE
IT'S BECAUSE
I'M SITTING
LIKE
THIS
hahahah oh geez
XD Are you half cat?
...probably
-rubs Bekka's tummy- Good kiiittyyy <3
Buuuuu DO YOU PURR?
CAN I FIND OUT?
ASDFGHJKLTUMMYRUBS *purr*
how would you find out, my darling?
OH LORD.
-throws hands up-
Neck. Easy as that.
8|
;D Yup
I ate an entire thing of biscuits with nutella. Holy shit :|
And I don't mean cookies.
... what do you mean? *confused about Americanism etc.*
D: THAT'S what you meant by biscuits?
biscuits are like.... savoury scones
not sweet
I'M AMERICAN. I MEAN FLUFFY BREADY SHIT. GEEZ.
but sort of...flaky and...to me kind of bland
e . e
Although there was a time when I had british boyfriend
and spelt things properly
and referred to things the proper way
XD
D': and all my friends and family were like
"COLOUR? REALLY?"
._.
I'm so deep in my Anglophilia that I default to biscuit = cookie, trolley = shopping cart, boot = trunk
I'M STILL CONFUSED WHAT YOU MEAN BY BISCUITS /SOBS
THEN WHAT DO I CALL BISCUITS?
and spelling everything in such a way that people look at me funny
THEY'RE KIND OF ... BAKED DOUGH SHIT?
colour, endeavour, flavour, favourite, manoeuvre...
OR SOMETHING?
GOD AMERICA Y U SO STUPID
OKAY, SERIOUSLY? WHO THE FUCK LISTENS TO RAVE MUSIC WITH WALL-REVERBERATING BASS AT FUCKING NOON??
IT IS NOT PARTY TIME, YOU UKRANIAN MAFIA MOTHERFUCKERS
Dumb people. Or neighbors
Huh. I will never get used to American English ;;
It's not worth getting used to
American English is stupid
exactly
Even I can't speak it well because it's stupid
People wonder why, when not acting like a fucknut, speak so proper
my friends have accepted that I just speak this way, but people who don't know me think I'm pedantic
because I casually use words like magnanimous, serendipitous, facetious...
Hahah that's quite fine.
THUS WHY I LOVE OYU
Derp
People can't handle intelligence!
And I'm sitting here and I can't even spell
Hahahahaha XD
But we still love youu--OH WHAT THE FUCK THEY TURNED THE MUSIC UP??!
IF I WASN'T SCARED OF WAKING UP WITH A HORSE'S HEAD IN MY BED, I'D MARCH OVER THERE AND politely ask them to turn it down ._.
If I was there I'd do it
hahah one time in Japan, some asshole was ripping the WOODEN FLOOR UP and I slept in a LOFT NEAR THE CIELING
SO I got up and out in my underwear and shirt, in the snow, and yelled in my terrible Japanese to shut up because me and my friends are
sleeping at 5 am
lol
Hahahaha
I'll tell anyone off
let me get on over there
<cling> I need a Max in my life
to step out in her undies and say "SHUUUUT UPPPPPAH."
;D hahah! I do that to my other neighbors all the time here. since i live with ghetto people
BUT I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO. -ships self in a box-
Ahahaha I could have done with a Max to do that in my first year flat
I can't believe the other people in the building don't do something about it!
I mean, I'm just one lonely girl with a cat
but the people living directly above them have a fuckin' BABY
Surely they're annoyed!
Or is everyone just afraid of being whacked?
We all need Max. We all need each other. We all need shelter. We should all need shelter together
aka FLATMATES AW YEAH
Yes please.
That would be amazing
We /do/ need each other
Life would be amazing
YES
and can I just say..
albeit a little off-topic
THAT RICHARD HAMMOND IS ADORABLE?
Yes he is!
He's pocket sized
I'm watching the American special right now and dying
I just wanna hug him and ruffle his hair
With his little cowboy hat?
X3
YES TO FLATMATES AND YES TO RICHARD HAMMOND
<33333333
I find that I tend to make the "Wallace" hand motion whenever I giggle madly about something as cute as Hammond
you know...
the hand motion that accompanies "Cheeeese, Gromit!"
Oh goodness XD
HAHA
You are too cute
I love Wallace and Gromit :3
OKAY RUNNING AWAY FOR FOOD. BACK SOON <3
OK BABE
OKAY
<clings to Max> I'LL STAY UNTIL SHE GETS BACK. THEN I'LL SHOWER. AND COME BACK.
OK LOVE!
You guys are so kind to me
<pets>
I can just imagine this if we were flatmates, though XD
We'd all be on the couch or something
And Kitty would get up and go to the kitchen to get food
and I would glom onto you and pet you and say "Shhh, shhh, it's okay. I'm here. 8|"
And then she'd come back and I'd run off to shower and it'd be her turn to cling to you XD
You know me too well evenif you don't know my habits! I do whine a little when someone leaves me ;; even if it's in the other room
hahahaha
Hehehehehehe
I pout and whimper a bit. ;; I love having company
I don't whimper when someone leaves the room; I just feel awkward when I don't know whether or not I'm meant to follow them
Oh? Haha I freak and just freeze where I'm at
when I'm at other people's places
hahaha
yeah, when I'm at home and I have company, I always end up followed wherever I go
I have to say "Just stay there, I'll be right back"
but then I'll go into the kitchen to cook food for everyone
and someone will come in and say "Can I help?" and my immediate answer is "No."
Unless it's been planned that I'm going to have other people in the kitchen with me, I hate it when people try to help me cook XD
I like having my space when cooking and not having elbows hit one another and bumping into people
yeah!
I bustle around when I cook and if there's someone in the kitchen, I get frustrated because they get in my way
it was like that when I would be cooking at my old studio apartment and Eliza (my hetero wife) would be on the phone, meandering around as
she talked, and then inevitably she'd end up in the kitchenette and I'd be like "NO, GO AWAY, I'M COOKING"
Hahahah!
-stares at spare appartamento room- D: I wish I had a responsible awesome roomie
I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE COMMITMENTS HERE SO I COULD BE YOUR RESPONSIBLE AWESOME ROOMIE
I'D KEEP THE AIR CONDITIONING ON ALL THE TIME JUST FOR YOU
and John wouldn't have to worry about you running away with me
because we'd stay right there
XD
Because I'd just walk across the hall to you
LOL
He's probably be ok with that 8|
<_<
lol
>_>
>u>
<stretches like a cat>
-picks you up, places on lap, pets- =u=
/sobs I bet if we lived together i would be the annoying one in the kitchen
I'm the lazy one, so I won't be in anyone's way
I'd cook
:]
I'll go to work and make tons of money and use it to pay for rent, utilities, food, and entertainment
THEN I'd be lazy at home hahaha
True fax
Kitty, I will now draw a picture of what you would find me doing if you were "annoying" in the kitchen
Ahaha XD
I look forward to seeing this
I think if we lived together I would just be the derpy one who brings home random animals
hahha "oh look Bekka. Kitty brought home another stray"
I'll just be the sugar mama ok
OKAY
Hahaha
Seriously, if I could, I would bring in so many animals. If I could have, I would have about 5 rabbits, 2 cats and 8 dogs by now XD
HERE. TAKE THIS MONEY AND GO BUY YOURSELF A VIDEO GAME
hahah oh geez
YOU WOULD BE THE BEST TO LIVE WITH.
AND BEKKA
WHY CAN WE NOT LIVE TOGETHER
I DON'T KNOW WHY. GEEZ THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN NOW
there XD
I NEED TO FINISH SCHOOL BEFORE I CAN MOVE ANYWHERE
LOOOOOOOOOOL
AND I'D BE FINE WITH ANIMALS
BUT CAN WE HAVE LESS DOGS THAN THAT?
<.,
hf;iajfa
<.<
Ahahahahahaha XD XD XD
I love you
so much
BUT I LOVE YOU MORE
8]
AND YES. We can have few----FUCK IT NO
I LOVE YOU MORE
I LOVE YOU GUYS JUST AS MUCH AS YOU GUYS LOVE ME
THERE.'
DAYUM GURL
THAT'S A LOT
NO, KITTY, I LOVE YOU MORE! DIDN'T YOU SEE MY POST WITH ALL THE GIFS?
I DID BUT I ASSUMED YOU HAD GONE MAD
MAD WITH LOVE
And ... Max has a better idea XD I LOVE YOU BOTH AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE ME
But I still think you're mad, Bekka
QUITE MAD. MAD AS THE MADDEST OF HATTERS. BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS
-face/palm, shakes head-
OKAY. I'M GOING TO GO SHOWER
AND THEN EAT BREAKFAST
KITTY
OK love!
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
-gets passed off over to Kitty-
;u; hehehe
Apparently, you two always eating and showering, and being in such an odd timezone, I don't do either! haha jk I showered this morning and
ate in front of my computer
*pulls you into a cuddle* Buuu~~ We shall wait patiently for her return
;u; Yesss.. -holds- Oh you guys <3
Seriously, one day. We are all living together.
That's fine with me.
No complaints
I'm probably really annoying to live with though ;;
Hell no
Nothing annoys me unless it's loud music
that's it
Really? Wow. You are so much more tolerant than me XD
I'm very chill :]
I have a very long fuse, but it tends to get ignited easily.
We'll blow it out for you. Don't worry
I am a fiery angry person at times, but only when people fuck with me and my friends
Oh, when people mess with those I love I don't fuck around. When someone was being cruel to my sister at school and she wouldn't defend
herself I flipped and beat the shit out of them
I remember you telling me this <3 I admire that
The girl I work with right now, whom I've grown fond of as a great friend, was being bullied by our entire store
calling her a whore because this guy was sexually harassing her in our department and he got fired for it
<3333
so I barked and yelled at everyone who said shit to her
I can't stand to see people I love hurting
Because they didn't know the story.
What the fuuuuck.
God, I hate people sometimes
I'm proud of you for doing that <3
No worries my love! Thank you..
ahah
my birthday last year
my ex was attacking John. Hhaha, in my drunken state I tried to fight back hahaha. I ripped his shirt off him and slapped him a ton of times
I hope my birthday is.. more peaceful this year
I'm a firecracker! Rar! hahaha
Aha, that sounds like quite the birthday celebration!
Sweet 21st! haha
I .. can't even remember what I did for my 21st. Nothing, I think :/
Max! Kitty! I'm home now! *smoulder*
And I'm smellin' so pretty and also my towel opened?
;D HAY BAYBAY
Haaaay
I too am very relaxed about roommates
though the German in me has a tendency to make lists and duty rosters
a rota
if you will
XD
chore wheels and whatnot
Ahaha XD The English in me makes me ignore such things
hahahah!
hahaha
Siiigh. I guess I should get ready to go out this evening.
I have good news
My other photographer friend loved my other pictures of my Lucrezia shoot
she wants to do a different one of the same character. so instead of red, it'll be green. The makeup will move down over my eyes and nose,
Intriguing
and my forehead exposed, no make-up there. Like the bar moved down some.
and she wants to do it in a botanical garden here.
oooh
AWESOME. I CAN'T WAIT!
I was like.. O-oh ok!
8>
I want to do a shoot with you guys D':
I want to do my Cesare and/or Malfatto
GOD
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
AND I COULD DO LUC OR LIA
CAN WE JUST HAVE A MAD TEMPLAR PHOTOSHOOT PLEASE
YEYSEYSEIYASKL
I'm trying to persuade my friend to cosplay the Executioner because he's tall and bulky like him
THEN WE SHALL HAVE TEMPLARS ALL OVER THE PLACE.
YES
YES YES YES YES YES YES
AND I'LL BE BATMAN
THAT WOULD BE AMAZING
I mean
XD
WAIT WHAT
I'll be Faust, obviously
OF COURSE. ... Can I kill you?
Not literally, of course ;D
*sigh* I SUPPOSE.
We should kill each other1
OHH
WE SHOULD RECREATE THE PICTURE I DREW FOR YOU
MAX CAN BE MALFATTO AND DRINK TEA
YESSSSS 8DDDD
YESSSS
WITH MY PINKY UP
YES
This would be a dream come true
We need to do iiiiiit!
I know the perfect place to do the photoshoot in Edinburgh...
EEEE
wrasjetdyfcugtihkb;k'
GOAL: HAVE FAUSTINA COSPLAY DONE BY THE TIME EDINBURGH IS POSSIBLE
YES
You've got 9 months to do it BOO.
Nine months is pleeeenty~
Hhaha i think armor making is put on hiatus until my thumb heals
/sobs I hope I can get Lia done int hat time
OH GOD YEAH.
Can you not use it at all?
I try not to but the smallest pressure at the tip or around it really hurts
I keep thinking about what happened yesterday.Man it was so sereal
surreal
omfg i can';t spell
Anyways.. I keep remembering over and over the first thought in my head was
"What the fuck it went through the cake, oh it's in my finger. Is this really happening?" -drops knife, cups hand under my other one, turns
and sees my other coworker- "Oh. I need a bandaid. -blood going down my arms and apron- Him: "UH. THAT NEEDS MORE THAN A BANDAID" Me: -stare
s at it all fascinating, not really hurting- There is so much blood! Whoa!
Being stabbed has a warm feeling to it. So strange
CESARE GET AWAY
EVERYTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURT. for that moment
I think it was adrenaline.
It only hurt when the nurse was cleaning it and poking it with a cotton swab inside the wound D: but other than that it's just throbbing and
It was so cereal.
SO CRUNCHY YES. CEREAL
and it stings occasionally when I hit it
it was actually shock
WAIT WHAT. CEREAL?
with injuries like that your body automatically goes into a mild form of shock as a defense mechanism
because if you're blinded by pain you can't run away from what hurt you
Shock? Wow.. Shock is so calming to me then.
that's why big injuries don't hurt as much as, for example, paper cuts
But cereal? idgi
because I typed sereal at first
lol
yeah
I GET IT NOW OKAY /DERP
I think surface injuries hurt more. i.e. hard blows, light cuts.
yeah
on the surface it's dealing more with nerves than actual tissue
Hey you guys
You know..
I'm really thankful of you two
<hug>
I'm thankful for you, too. I'm going to dedicate a pie to you guys this thanksgiving.
Oh god ;3; I love you both so much
I can't even say how glad I am that I know you both
OMG HOW AWESOME WOULD IT BE IF YOU GUYS COULD COME HERE FOR THANKSGIVING??
I WOULD COOK A GRAND FEAST AND WE'D EAT IT
AND THEN TAKE A NAP
GIANT NAP
Hhaha maybe! We'll see! I would love to do that
GIANT TURKEY-INDUCED NAP
I'll take that into serious consideration
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I WANT A THANKSGIVING
I DON'T GET TO HAVE THEM
Hahah well come here and have your first
It's so wonderful
the food is amazing
I SO WANT TO
Bekka, would you do the turkey or...?
I make a beastly smoked one ;D
I'LL SMOKE A LARGE TURKEY BREAST so that we can try it at least ;D
haha
Hahaha
I usually cook everything :|
D: I love cooking
This past year was the first year since my granddad died about 13 years ago that we actually had a big family thanksgiving
So we had my sister, her kids and her new husband, my parents, me, my brother and his daughters up
and I cooked everything.
That's amazing ouo
I was drunk at noon because I wouldn't have been able to handle it otherwise
I was drinking white wine from the bottle XD
-holds-
Ahahaha XD
lol
Well don't take it all on your
plus I want to share some of my late mum's recipes.
Well, we can divvy it up whichever way you like
But I have to make a ton of stuffing
stuffing with sausage
And mashed sweet potatoes
or sweet potato chips
as in fries
This last year I made a cranberry-apple glazed turkey
the year before I made a pomegranate-glazed one
and the year before that it was glazed with brown sugar
I like glazing. <.<
I can make homemade cranberry sauce, green bean casserole aaaand hmm.. -thinks-
I don't know, but IT SHALL BE A FEAST
We shall dine like royalty
... I'll serve the drinks or something
As long as you dont poison the wine hahah
Cesare Borgia
loves
.. I must flee into the thunderstorm now to meet with my sister
We are going to a movie tonight
I cannot promise Luc won't get to the wine ;D
Have fun!!
Tell me how it is! Text me if you want :3
Hahah. I shall <3 I might keep messaging on my phone because the movie is not until 8, but IDK!
I will text you Bekka and give you the verdict.
Hahaha, yes, drinks shall be unpoisoned. I need copious amounts of wine
I love you Kitty <3 I love you Bekka. You girls behave and have tons of fun.
LOVE YOU <333333333333
Love youuuu!
misbehave* ;D
BYEEE <3
Bye! <333333333333333333333333
Hahahaha
Bye!
Okay, not promising I'll behave. I now have a g&t
ooh!
I would have a glass of wine with my breakfast, but I think tea is more suited to the meal <.<
Ahahaha XD Definitely
omg this drink is so strong. It's like 50% gin
As it should be!
>:]
The last day of classes at my old school, I had my friends over and we got drunk and watched Doctor Who
I was drinking honey infused bourbon with ginger beer
Eliza (hetero wife) took a sip and made a face saying it was too strong
but I was drinking it like it was water XD
the next morning I had such a bad hangover, though...I went in to work and slept under my desk
put a sign on the cubicle saying "The lab assistant is hung over, please don't break shit"
Ahahahaha XD That is so wonderful
I miss that job. It was the best thing about going to that school.
I got to sit in an air conditioned basement in a cubicle with three computers in front of me
and I got paid to do homework or watch movies or read or play computer games all day
That sounds awesome 8D
Yeah, it was amazing. I just couldn't stand the school or the city or the altitude or anything else -_-
:/ I hate when outside factors ruin something like that
When did you have that job?
((Oh dear. The gin is getting to me. Ahaa))
It was from August 09 to May of last year
when I was living in Boulder and going to hippie school
Hippie school?
Yeah. Naropa University is basically a school where rich kids who want an excuse to not shower go
... sounds lovely.
they come in with their gross clothes, dreadlocks and sandals and talk about the evils of materialism and consumerism
and then they pull out their ipods
and macbooks
.... Oh god. How did you put up with them for even a day? It sounds like my uni, actually.
I wouldn't have, if it weren't for Eliza
She kept me sane until I moved back here
I must thank this Eliza one day
She's adorable, everyone loves her
:3
Faustina
shares
She's the one getting her hair dyed XD
Faustina
shares
My adorable, neurotic vegetarian ^_^
it odd if I like her wrists?
Not at all
In fact!
I think I'll text her that
she'll be flattered
^-^
OH GOD DON'T TELL HER
RANDOM PEOPLE I'VE NEVER MET DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY INFATUATION ABOUT WRISTS
She said "?! Likes my wrists? What picture was this? Also AWWW, THAT'S SO SWEET! That's so great to hear!"
/SOBS
I'M GLAD SHE WAS FLATTERED
BUT OMG
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Because!
She's so neurotic and self-conscious that any compliment, no matter how strange, is well received
I love making her feel good about herself, so any time someone compliments her, I have to pass it on ^-^
Aha, well, I suppose I don't mind then. If I can make someone feel good, then I'm pleased
Yeah, she texted me again saying "Oooo, I'm so glad she said that! That's so nice! Especially since I was thinking of untagging that pic
on facebook"
TELL HER SHE IS AMAZING
OKAY
<3
Why do you let me near gin?
I am so stupid when I drink.
Why does everyone expect me to stop them from drinking?
XD
I get asked "why did you let me drink this" quite often
BECAUSE YOU ARE SENSIBLE
I just sent a stupid message to the history crushes tumblr asking for a post about Luc. They won't post, probably, since she was ... less
than morally brilliant sometimes
Hahahahaha
Sensible, yeah... XD
One time when Nathan was drunk, he said "Who let me drink this much? Bekka! Why did you let me drink this much??"
to which I replied, "I was trying to seduce you."
He paused for a moment, then said "Well, since my pants are still on, I'd say you're not doing a very good job!"
And then his pants fell down.
XD
Ahahahaa XD XD XD