in the year 1999, we'll get our newspapers delivered by fax machine

... so close, yet soooo far

we totally dropped the ball when it comes to major accomplishments, but we have exceeded all predictions regarding everyday life.

Flying cars? Yeaaaah, about that...

Also, NASA is now entirely staffed by pussies.

However, everyone has phones that they carry with them at all times and use for everything except blowjobs.

And anyone can talk to anyone, any time, anywhere. Eve.

*Ever*

If only laser gun and floating house technology kept up with the internet..

Bradbury kinda got it right in his description of the Mechanical House of the Future though

mechanical mice that clean the floor for you? Helloooo, Roomba