Because it was fantastic and I forgot.

beaver dam

LOL

*swish* I didn't come up with it. I wish.

Thank you! Where did you get it?

I don't actually remember?

Izzalright. You still made my night, then and now.

woo!

wait greatest thing I've ever heard???

it was a philosorapter meme

I think I posted it on plurk a million years ago. Always relevant. Always funny.