he should not be cooking him anything.

that Arthur should know that he's going out on a d~a~t~e with Mattieu.

already aware of this shit. Is France out of his damn mind-- if it is there at all?! What is he trying to pull here?

isn't trying to pull anything. He's going on a legit date with Mattieu and Arthur can't do anything about it.~

that is very dirty of him. That guy is a child-- oh. Who are they talking about?

... Mattieu. They're talking about Mattieu.

willing to buy a vowel for things to make sense.

he should just go back to burning scones.

he should go back to fucking himself.

that Arthur should do it since it's his third favorite pastime, next to burning food and pretending to be a wizard.

done. If it is so fun to be a pedophile, France can have on at it.

... Mattieu's old enough to know what he wants.

pretty sure that France is a horny bastard-- so he is not sure where that boy got that terrible character judgment from.

actually thought he'd take it slow with Mattieu.