(( Ghetto cosplay tiiime: 
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WHY YOU SO PRETTY AND CUTE
;A;
OH WELL NVM. ignore the last text ;A;
hahahaha
I just got it
HOME. and with Guinness. They were ~sampling~ at my store. I lol'd. Guinness is my favorite - so I bought it to get a Whole Foods beer cup
LOL D':
Nice XD
Happy saint pattys day -downsone- D': It's like water for me ;o; sobs.
I'M SO HAPPY YOU STAYED HOME
And now that I'm not tired WTF D: <
later on I might go to the store and see about getting corned beef and potatoes
but I'd have to put on green, first, because I suddenly realize I'm not wearing any
oh fuck I'm coming over
lol I mention that to john and he's like: oh man of course. lets go. hahah
-LOCKS HIM IN THE CLOSET- NO ALLL MIIIINE.
Hahahaha!
I love corned beef <:
According to tumblr, you are my tumblr crush Bekka
8D
oh baby
;D hahahah
<:
OMG WHY SO PRETTY
16!!!!!!
<FLAIL>
HEEEY
HEYY~ /WAVES
:3
*cricket chirps*
*Caw*
lol
O-oh, can someone sum up what happened the last days in the rp? /TOO LAZY TO CATCH UP
OH MAN
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S POSSIBLE
DUUDE
So Faustina discovered that Malfatto is actually her "brother"
who she thought was dead
(but they're not actually related, they just grew up on the streets together)
so that happened with a lot of drama and intense stuff
then Lia de Russo, the smuggler who kidnapped, branded, drugged up and sold Faustina as a sex slave showed up
and so Mal and Faust tortured her as Faustina's revenge
but Faustina let her live
then Lia decided to get revenge on Faustina and fought with her, knocked her unconscious, and tied her up
but when she started "torturing" Faustina, she discovered that Faustina can't feel pain
so she decided to just let her bleed and starve to death
but she got into a confrontation with malfatto, who then found Lia's hideout where Faustina was bound
and there was another confrontation, Mal got tied to a table leg and Lia killed Faustina
8>
Oh wow. /processing
Why Malfatto and Faustina fought?
Fought?
When?
<.<
Wait, sorry I misread. .______.
hahaha, that's okay
I thought that the "she got into a confrontation" was Faustina, not Lia fffffffff
hahaha
understandable, it jumps all over the place
in other news, I have corned beef, red potatoes, Irish soda bread and Guinness!
8D
HAPPY ST PATTY'S DAY.
Or..wait, how do you say that?
Happy St. Paddy's day 
Okay, okay I'll do it right
HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAAY~
WOOOO!
FUCKING--- THE BRAND.
THE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU
SO MUCH
YOU CANNOT EVEN KNOW
OMG, IT WAS SO FREAKING HARD TO GET THAT BRAND OFF MY CHEST YOU HAVE NO IDEA
LEAVE IT FOREVER?
My skin was all red and stuff, so I used my awesome apricot scrub, but it just wouldn't come off!
It's gone now, but man
I so want to do ghetto Lia cosplay now.
it took four showers to do it
DO IT
But everything is wrooooong. Wrong hair, wrong everything. Also I own no green, so I couldn't do her clothes
No green??
How is that possible?
o. O
My entire wardrobe is made up of black, blue, grey and teal.
I kid you not.
I don't even have any green fabric...
O:
Maybe I should send you a green shirt with the webcam...
8DDDD
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
Buuuuuut
In all likelyhood, I will be doing proper cosplay for Lia, so...
I'll have stuff.
Not looking forward to her hidden blade.
But still
I'm sure I have a green shirt other than the one I happen to be wearing
one that I am willing to part with for the sake of you~
...Should I take my laptop to class, m'dear?
YES
And Thank you <333333333
OKAY
8D
\o/
Sorry I didn't get on yesterday, btw... i was too busy stuffing my face with Chinese food
That's okay, I had a couple of friends over for a St. Paddy's Day feast of Irish soda bread, corned beef brisket and roasted potatoes
Also some Guinness
We drank so much Irish Coffee yesterday.
Well, I say Irish coffee.
What I mean is coffee with Bailey's in it.
Also, green cookies.
Hahaha
I wore so much green yesterday. If it had been warm and not windy, I'd have worn a skirt
jade bracelets, jade dragon pendant, green camisole, green underwear, green ribbon on my top hat...
I would have worn my jade earrings, but they make my ears burn :\
TOP HAT.
Zoned in on that, ngl
As you may have guessed, since I said I own no green, I didn't wear anything green yesterday
My girlfriend, who is actually Irish, only wore green socks.
*pinch*
Yeah
Yes! It's a collapsible top hat, too!
When it's flat, I can just shake it and it snaps into hat-formation
8D
Okay, I have to go to class, I'll be back as soon as I get there <:
Okay! <3
Baaacj
ohghiyasfhojl
BACK
THERE WE GO
FINGERS KNOW HOW TO TYPE
XD
Hello again, love.
SO I FINISHED THE DLC
YOU'VE PLAYED IT, YEAH?
I almost wrote derp on my essay for this class
I've done that before 8D
because I wrote in red pen "Oops, forgot in-text citations again!"
which would have been "Oops, forgot in-text citations again, derp!"
XD
I have this habit of pre-editing my rough-drafts with red pen before handing them in
the teachers get confused but overall like it
That's awesome. I tend not to read anything before I hand it in. Hence falling grades.
I've perfected the ability to bs my way through essays without my grade dropping below a B
my old history teacher taught me the skill LOL
Ahaha, niiice.
he was awesome, though his class almost killed me
... I actually have an essay due very, very soon. And I can't do it ;n;
he used to throw rubber ducks at students who didn't pay attention
OH NO
Why can't you do it?
D:
Too stupid. I can't understand it at all. It's research methods and theory and the whole time I'm just like 'derp'
I can try to help you if you want
How soon is it due?
Ahaha. Like, two days?
I can help!
That would be amazing ;u;
Thank you <333333
I usually write my essays the night before they're due, so I'm speedy
Wow. I tend to procrastinate like fuck, then research in a day and take a week to write anything
what's the topic?
It's basically just what I said before. Research methods, and then a critique of various research papers.
I'll try to help after class :3
I LOVE YOU. Thank you <33333333333333333333
<3333333333333333333333
No probs, bb
I can't help but YOU CAN DO IT.
Eeeeeee <333 Thank you ;3;
I wish I could help though ;n;
Your support is more than enough, love <333
Also, hey, hey starting next week, I'll be able to borrow one of these books about Borgias \o/
YEAH. YOU NEVER ANSWERED. Have you played the dlc? (either of you?)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AWESOME
REMEMBER TO MAKE RIDICULOUS NOTES FOR ME
I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER
I ALREADY WILL
AND DO
BUT THIS SOLIDIFIES THE FACT
But I don't think I'll do it next week because I have way too much homework and I won't have the time to read it, unless it is small ;A;
It's fine! Take your time completely!
You don't even need to do it at all if you don't have time or don't want to or whatever
Nooo, I didn't play the DLC BUT I WATCHED A WALKTHROUGH OF IT
"What do you want to do in fashion marketing?" "...She wants to market fashion."
XD
XDDD
Also, don't worry, I'll either plurk or make a post on tumblr about it 8D
I LOVE YOU. MY GRATITUDE IS NEVER ENDING
I'm writing up a derpy reaction to the dlc right now
it's basically a lot of flailing
SKLJDKJS TELL ME WHEN YOU POST IT
SO I CAN READ IT
and flails with you
It's on tumblr, so you'll see it 8D
but I will!
okay, posted my ridiculous rant if you want to read it!
Replied to it!
Replied to your reply 8D
Replied to you replying to my reply? 8D
Replyception
I had to read my essay aloud
someone said they were envious of my vocabulary
XD
I love when people say things like that.
I am proud of my vocabulary, I must admit
I thought it was particularly amusing because I wasn't using that many interesting words
Not nearly as interesting as the vocabulary I used in my essay about the bastardization of the English language
favourite word from that one: truncated
number of people who understood the word: 2
me
and the teacher
<facepalm>
A marvellous indictment of the American education system
...
people didn't know what truncated means?
Wow.
Nope.
Tell me you threw dictionaries at them.
They stopped me in the middle of reading it at the time to ask what it was. They couldn't even infer from context
I was the last to present, and throughout the entire class period I was tallying up the number of times "like" was used when not meaning
affection or a simile
XD
A single student, on average, said "like" as a gap-filler 250 times
Ha, I know what truncated mean!..Only because it is similar to the french word.
Yay etymology!
^-^
TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY TIMES
WHAT
YEAH
AMERICA
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
IN A TIME FRAME OF ABOUT 10 MINUTES
....Wow. that much?
okay
just casually used "facetious"
people didn't know what it meant
>A<
CLASSMATES. Y U SO DUMB
... *facepalm*
I need to immerse myself with Borgiacest to get away from all the pain this is causing my brain
Kitty, can I come to the UK, where people might actually understand my words? ;A;
YES]#
I MEAN
YES
COME AND LIVE WITH ME
I can be your farm-hand
I'll tend to P-bunny when you're away
......Are you kidding me?
And I'll sleep at the foot of your bed
(Oh wow, Plurk being a derp and showing your post only when I post :|)
Plurk has been a bitch lately
Whenever someone comments on one of my plurks I have to refresh the page to see it
Gurl, you can cuddle up in bed with me, never mind the foot of the bed.
it'll ding and the page will stop functioning
plurk is always a derp
An idea strikes me...
Theoretically, for really long walls of text, we could use a google document
or google buzz
just all edit the same document
We could! But we don't often have walls of text...
I want to get into the forum
Do some serious long-ass posts
True
I was just thinking about all the descriptions we use when setting a scene or when one character is unconscious or dying
KITTY, CAN YOU HELP ME COME UP WITH A TUNE FOR FAUSTINA'S LULLABY?
SURE. HOW WILL I LET YOU KNOW THE TUNE IF I COME UP WITH ONE THOUGH?
oh wait
I'M GOING TO COME UP WITH A CREEPIER VERSION FOR HER TO SING LATER ON, WHEN SHE EITHER TORMENTS LUC OR KILLS LIA
Um...
I think I can recpord stuff on this computer?
I'll sing it for you if I can!
I don't know... Write it down and I can attempt to read the music? Or...
record it somehow?
/can't read music. I'll sing it and record it for you
or...something?
what are the lyrics?
Fai la nanna, cuoricino
Fai la nanna, stella lucente
Sano e salvo, sano e salvo
Io non ti lascerò andare.
Fai la nanna, ucello nero
Fai la nanna, rosellina
Sano e salvo, sano e salvo
Tra le mia braccia
Sano e salvo, qui con me
Sano e salvo, sogni d'oro
Io non ti lascerò andare
Il mio Tesoro
what kind of a tune do you want? happy, sad, etc., etc.
well, it should sound sort of soothing like a lullaby, but with the capacity to be quite creepy
<:
Okay! I shall do my best!
thank youuu!
Okay, time to go home now! Be back in about...45 minutes
okay! I'll try to have it done in time for your return
8'D OKAY
Kitty, I'm home now!
<smoulder>
And I'm looking so cute and also my shirt opened?
OOG BEKKA OOH
oog?
what the fuck?
OOG. BEKKA. OOG
Also, I am trying to do the composition. It is so hard. >_< BUT I AM TRYING. so far I have ten notes
derp
OOG.
HAHAHAHAHA
Ten notes is better than I've managed ;3;
I am so unmusical. But I know what I want it to sound like in my head... I just need to get it ouy
*out
<3
At least you have an idea. I've been listening to soothing tunes trying to find inspiration for the past few days
annoying my neighbours by testing out tunes in the shower
and failing XD
It might not be an idea that works out well. It might be terrible ;n; But I'll finish it and see what you think...
at leaast I've found a good website for it!
Oh good! What site?
noteflight
I can't quite figure it out though...
Wow... yeah, I can't figure that out either. I just tried it out
it's...weird
HOW DO I GET TO THE NEXT LINE OF MUSIC???
So far...
Tell me what you think?
I may not get any further, considering that I can't get to THE NEXT FUCKING LINE
I like it!
\o/
Lia de Russo
is
it lullaby-like enough?
And easy enough to make creepy?
That was the part I was focusing on, ngl
DO YOU HAVE SUPER FAST INTERNET OR ANYTHING? THIS DOWNLOAD IS KILLING ME. ALSO I JUST REALISED THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND'S COMPUTER AND I WON'T
EVEN BE ABLE TO WATCH IT YET ANYWAY
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I do indeed have super fast internet
Well
I found it in GERMAN.
That's FANTASTICH.
<_<
Ahaha XD
Not gonna do, really.
nope
not the right one, anyway
that one's from '06
and the one I found in English is from 1981
JKLADDKHFSJASHBFVJFBNFVKBHNFS
I JUST WANT BORGIACEST
Lia de Russo
is
THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
<pat pat>
there there
BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THEIR FACES. THEIR HAAAAAAAAANDS
.... <pat pat> there there
THEIR HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS
<.<
<pat pat>
there there?
XD
Thank you for tolerating me
barely
Hahahaha'
Tolerating? I LOVE YOU
I'M GLAD.
I'D HATE FOR THIS TO BE UNREQUITED
*grabs Kitty and holds her in the classic dramatic film pose* OH MY DARLING, HOW COULD I EVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU? *dramatic film kiss*
*swoons*
<3
OKAY, I LOVE YOU. BUT RAGE IS OVERTAKING ME. THE FUCKING DOWNLOAD STOPPED.
HALDFbfadsnvhjdshfgudshgidbgv
And calm.
I love you, bb.
shiiit
YEAH SHIT.
I JUST WANT THEIR HAAAANDS. I will try again at home /sobs
I can't even find a torrent
my usual site is down
you know... the tune you made for the lullaby reminds me of this: 
XD
MAN I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT FILM IN YEEEEEAAAAARS
I have it on my terabyte <:
I don't know what you're talking about. Terawhat?
<.<
Terabyte hard-drive
external harddrive
a terabyte is 1000 gigabytes
Ah. I vaguely understand now.
I only actually own about 75 DVDs
the other 310+ films and shows are downloaded
I keep them on an external hard-drive so they don't clog up my computer, and I can plug the hard-drive into my PS3 to watch them so I don't
have to watch them on my laptop
You are amazing. Can we have a movie night sometime? ;n; Come to Scotland, bro
YES. MOVIE NIGHT.
I want to! Oh man, I really really doooo
please do! GET ON THE NEXT PLANE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
;A; IF ONLY IT WERE LIKE THE OLD DAYS WHEN YOU COULD JUST STOW AWAY ON A BOAT
SMUGGLER
WATCH OUT FOR SMUGGLERS
YOU HAD BETTER BLOODY APPRECIATE ME DOING THIS SONG FOR YOU IT IS DRIVING ME INSANE. I HATE IT. ARGH.
;A; YOU DON'T /HAVE/ TO DO IT IF IT'S THAT TERRIBLE! I'M SORRY!
NO IT'S OKAY. IT'S JUST KILLING ME.
I think I have it done, pretty much... I just need to tweak a bit that's awful.
okay, basically, that's the tune for one verse that just gets repeated.
or something
idk man
I can't write music.
<cling> I LOVE YOU
HOW TERRIBLE IS IT?
I LIKE IT
It's a little fast. BUT I LIKE IT
You can totally change the tempo. Or any of it! I just had the tempo high to be able to listen to it over and over again more quickly
8D
I'm glad you like it. I hate it ;n;
<cling, pets>
/sobs
Does Faustina like it?
FAUSTINA'S DEAAAAAAD
XD
Hahahahaha
She'll probably make a few tweaks but I bet she'll like it
Ahahahaha XD Yeah she is.
Lia will join her soon.
YOU BET SHE WILL
OH MAN
Just had an odd idea of how Lia and Faust could somehow become friends o_O
OH? DO TELL
So, Lia just killed Faust... And then next time Faust will probably kill Lia. And then maybe Lia kills Faust again...and so on
But then one time after Lia kills Faust and Faust resynchs, Lia tries to kill Faust again and Faust would be like "No, it's YOUR TURN."
and they make some sort of sick game out of it
And then maybe if someone else gets thrown into the mix unexpectedly or stops them while they're fighting, they can be like
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I KIND OF ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
"Seriously, why do you have to cockblock us, dude?! Ugh. Lia, you want to go get a latte?" "...Yeah, we can kill each other tomorrow."
XD
"God, Malfatto! Can't you see we're busy? Go away! *stabstab*"
I LOVE THIS
I AM SO EXCITED
SO THIS SHOULD BEGIN BEFORE THEY NEARLY INJURE LUC, RIGHT?
"Si, tesoro, please let me handle this!"
Speaking of Luc, I miss her. Me and Max need to get our Borgia on.
*slash, maim*
AS THEY'RE DYING THEY CAN BE LIKE, "SAME AGAIN NEXT WEEK?"
YEAH
I think this should start before they nearly injure Luc
and YES
OH MAN
XD
Faust: *coughing up blood, leaning against a pillar and holding a wound in her abdomen* You know, Lia...I'd like nothing more than to curse
I WANT ALL OF THIS TO HAPPEN NOW. WHY DOES SCHOOL AND WORK HAVE TO HAPPEN? WE SHOULD ALL BE ABLE TO RP ALL DAY
you with my dying breath, but...same again next week?
SDFGHJKL:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I KNOW, RIGHT?!
SO EXCITED
THIS IS AWESOME
I LOVE YOUR BRAIN
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS ALL RIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME FOREVER AND EVER
I really need to run away right now though ;n;
Dude, what if one of the times Lia kills Faust, she like... somewhat fixes the whole "inability to feel pain" thing?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
YES
HOW WOULD THAT HAPPEN
BUT YES
I DON'T KNOW
MAYBE IF LIA STABS HER IN THE HEAD
OH GOD. JUST THOUGHT--- HOLY FUCK. KNIFE TO THE HEAD.
SINCE THE PAIN RECEPTORS ARE IN THE BRAIN
HOW UNFAIR WOULD THESE FIGHTS BE. FAUST CAN'T FEEL PAIN, LIA WILL FEEL IT ALL.
Pretty unfair, I'd say...
SO UNFAIR
Unless the pain thing mysteriously gets fixed before their sick game begins
OR
OH
WHAT IF THE PAIN THING ISN'T ACTUALLY A SIDE EFFECT OF THE DRUG
BUT A GLITCH IN THE ANIMUS??
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
NICE THINKING
I really have to run away now though
AND SINCE REBECCA'S BEEN FIXING THE GLITCHING PROBLEM...
OH NO
What's your schedule like tomorrow?
Teashop date!
And travelling home.
I should be on at night?
Unless I'm doing my sodding essay
(Also, I just thought...What if desynchronizing fixed the pain glitch and so she can feel pain after resynching ooh)
Okay...
Hmmm
Well...if you do your sodding essay, I'll totally help you
:3
Thank you ;3;
If not, we can RP~
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Anyway, toodlepip, my love!
cheerio, my darling!
Goodnight <3
Night~!