jumps on his back.

's knees buckle and he falls, cursing the whole way.

laughs as he lays on top of him.

tilts his head to the side before he realized who it was. "Den, you son of a bitch! I thought you were Russia!" He almost started throwing_

a few hits.

rolled off of him and sat up, looking down at him. "Nej, if I was Russia ye'd be crushed right now~"

grins oh so widely and cackles. "That is true. That fat ass."

nods and gets up, holding his hand down. "What've ye been up to lately? I've not seen ye around."

dusts himself off. "I have been on a long gaming trip, so I have not been home much. Surprise, to run into ya here!"

rolls his eyes. "It's kinda hard to miss a white haired, red eyed dwarf."

puffs out his cheeks. "I meant, what are ya doin' around here? And I'm not a dwarf!"

laughs and shrugs. "Takin' a walk. It's not like I'm that far from ye anyways."

straightens himself up a bit more, grinnin'. "Nah, you're a good neighbor."

smirks. "Only 'cause we drink our annoyances about each other away."

snickers. "Not a thing wrong with that. Better company than some, wouldn't ya say?"

nods. "Ye got that right." Hums a little. "So why were ye in such a rush to get home?"

waves a bit, "Been gone so long!"

nods a little again. "I guess that's a good enough reason... Got any plans?"

shakes his head. "Not a one, besides kickin' back and relaxing."

smiles a bit. "Why don't we chill are yer place and drink in the comforts of yer home?"

this idea. "If you can handle the cleanliness. We can play video games or somethin'."

nods. "Ja! And the winner after every round has to drink a beer." He liked that logic.

also likes this logic! "Ja, Ja! We should up the stakes a bit more though."

raises his brow, smiling more. "Oh? What are ye thinkin'?" Starts walking to his house.

trots along side him. "Penalty games!"

nods. "Well ja~ We'll play until we can't see straight!"

this plan. "Dares if we lose, in addition to downing a beer?"

smirks. "I like yer thinkin'. I'm totally up for this."

puffs up proudly. "Of course, did you forget who you are talking to? I am awesome."

laughs a bit. "Ja ja, sure sure..." Puts his hands in his pockets and walks a bit quicker. He was excited for this.

runs ahead a bit to yank the door open. West undoubtedly had a stock of beer they could raid.

would be surprised if they didn't have beer at hand. He quickly followed him, kicking his boots off and tossing his coat onto a chair.

sheds a few layers himself before going to get them beers. "Here, here~!"

quickly grabs and takes a sip, just to get the wonderful taste in his mouth. "What game ye wanna lose at?"

takes a sip himself. "You're the guest. You have first say."

hums. "Well, if we play a shooter game we'll end up either shooting trees or garbage cans."

a little later, when he's quite a bit drunker. That game might be more fun with actual guns. "Oh~ Sounds fair. I'll put one in."

laughs. "Great~!"

hands him a controller after he did. "Versus sound good? We can avoid shooting trashcans then."

nods, getting the controller comfortable in his hands. "Sounds perfect."

plops down and waits for the counter...3...2...1...and they were off! Battling it out~

button smashes strategically. It was his secret weapon.

skill on his side after long gaming tournaments! ...So how was it he just died? "Lucky shot!"

rolls his eyes. "Ja ja." Takes his beer and drinks.

((I meant Pru died. XD Oh well.))

grins a bit, seeming proud.

((... Winner and loser drink. Either way, they're both getting totally drunk XD ))

rolls his eyes. "Ye're barely competition."

chugs a bit of beer. "Oh, you had a lucky shot is all."

smirks and continues to play. "I'm so gonna win every round."

cackles, beginning once again. "Nein~! I have been training!"

rolls his eyes. "Trainin' just shows ye're weak!"

scoffs! "Training makes me prepared!"

smirks and button smashes again.

's effort nailed him a kill. "Ha! Drink up!"

siiighs. "Oh, how silly of me to die~" Happily takes a drink. This was the best way to play games.

drinks with him. "You might get lucky again." It was exciting.

bites his tongue in concentration slightly, shooting wildly at the other.

snickering to himself, doing his best to get at the other.

laughs when he kills the other again. "Haha~"

finishes off his beer and goes to get a new one. "Lucky shot again."

laughs, and takes a drink. He was now just enjoying the game and drinking instead of thinking of the rules.

forgotten they were playing any other game as he tries to kill Denmark in between drinking

smirks as he dies. "Nice shot." Takes a drink, finishing his beer and grabs another.

cackles a bit. "Of course. Only the best from me." He takes a swig of his, placing the controller down for a break. "So how have ya been?"

shrugs, humming as he took a sip. "I've been fine. Not much goin' on really... Norge's busy, Iceland's being a pain, Sweden's still a

filthy Swede." Smirks at him. "Nothin' new. Ye?"

snerks at that. "Well, nothing much. Though Romano got a sex change. When did that happen?"

raises his brow at him. "Him too?!"

stares at him for a moment. "You mean there is more? Maybe there was a sale or somethin'. Some nations are probably better off female _

anyway!"

nods. "Mhmm. Iceland got one, though Norge keeps sayin' he was always a chick." Smirks a bit. "She doesn't look half bad, though..."

to agree with him. Romano looked good too. "...Kesese. Well, that is weird. But, interesting."

nods a little. "Very interesting. Almost gives me a few ideas..." Smirks a bit.

crosses his arms and kicks back, willing to hear out his friend's plots. "Ideas? Good kinds, or bad."

smirks more. "Good for us, bad for them." At least that's what he thought in his mind.

tilts his head. "Go on."

shrugs, taking another drink and looks at him. "I almost wanna make a bet. To see who can kiss with who first. A real kiss, none of that

cheap stolen crap."

highly amused and takes another drink. "Ja? You trying to become a ladies man?"

smirks a bit. "How long have ye been away?" He wonders if he should tell him about his brot-... sister.

leans back. "Just a day."

blinks. "I see..." Slowly sips at his beer.

shrugs a bit. "I haven't seen West about though. Wanted to tell him about stuff."

smirks, letting the bottle linger at his lips for a moment. "Her."

pauses. "What?"

looks at him, still smirking. "Her. He's a she now, too."

's jaw drops. No...no way was that true! "...Mein Gott, West would be an ugly woman. There's no way he'd be able to hide all that macho!"

hums quietly and takes another sip. "Nej, actually. She's quite impressive."

stares at Denmark, not sure how he feels about his friend saying his Bruder...Schwester? Was impressive. "...Is he really?"

nods. "She caught my eye pretty well."

pauses again. "...You're not trying to woo her now are ya?"

laughs and shakes his head. "Nej, it was only a one night thing..." Finishes his beer and grabs another.

definitely not sure how he feels about that one either. Though he supposed Denmark would have some sexy sisters if what he is saying is _

true. "Well, hope it was worth it."

chuckles a bit. "It was a shock, but whoever did her did a good job."

crosses his arms. "Well...We forgot about our penalty games."

shrugs. "Who cares... I'm more interested in this deal now."

pauses mid-drink. "What deal?"

smirks. "Italy and Iceland. See who can kiss who first... I think it'll be fun."

about this. "...Well, I'll win. Italy kisses lot's of people."

raises his brow at him. "And ye automatically think ye're after Italy?"

pauses. Oh. "So you want to go after him? That seems too much like cheating. Let's have you go after Austria!"

shakes his head. "Nej nej. Either Romano or Thora." Hums a little, trying to think which would be better.

about this. Romano would work. "Fine, Romano."

hums. "Ye wanna try going after chic Romano then?"

nods. "Deal. I will win her over~"

hums a bit and takes his arm, smiling. "I almost wanna see ye try on Thora, actually..."

cocks his head to the side. "And why is that? Is she a babe?"

hums a bit and nods slightly. "She's not terrible." She was just hard to please.

about this for a moment. Maybe he had more of a chance. Denmark would probably scare Chiara. "Fine."

smirks. "Awesome." Finishes his beer, already thinking of a plan.

finishes off his beer too. "Starts first thing tomorrow."

nods and smiles at him, competition in his eyes. "Deal." He couldn't wait~

not lose! He was too awesome to lose.

still thinks he'll win. "Should there be a deadline? Or just whoever does it first?"

blinks and thinks about this. "How will we know who does it first."

hums. "Good point... one of us could lie..." Leans back and rubs his chin.

snaps his fingers. "We should get them in the same room as us."

nods. "Ja! That'll work! ...Right?"

about this. "Maybe. They might be too nervous."

nods. "Or try to deny it when they see each other... Hmm..."

this is a hard bet. He holds out his hand. "We just have to put our trust in each other~!"

smiles and shakes his hand. "Guess we will~" He didn't trust the other normally, but he figured he wouldn't ruin his pride for this.

his pride too. He liked fair games. "Just if I find out ya cheated, I'm gonna charge you interest."

laughs a bit. "Fine. And if I find out that ye cheated, I'm making sure ye can't have any alcohol for a month."

points to him, grinning. "Likewise."

laughs more. "Sure sure." He almost wanted to run out now and find this chick..

stretches. "Well, it's late. Go home~"

nods. "Ja ja. I'll get out of yer hair." Gets up, stumbling a bit. "I'm gonna win~"

snickers. "Nein~ I will~"

rolls his eyes as he walks to the door. "I'll prove ye wrong!"