HERP DERP THIS IS DAMA ROSSA
'S PLURK
FUCKING ENTER
I CAN BEARLY CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT.
SO MANY DELICIOUS TEMPLARS.
Dama Rossa
says
Oh!
8DDDDDDD Hi~~
Dama Rossa
says
Hello!
-elbows, nudges- Don't be shy grrrrl
Dama Rossa
says
Meep!
*blush* I hope I do alright.
I mean.. it's b-been a while since I've RPed.
PSSSSSSSSSH u gud grrrrl
WHERE IS EVERYONE. THIS IS A JOYOUS MOMENT
IT IS. MY VERY OWN DAMA ROSSA TO HAVE AND LOVE FOREVER I MEAN what.
I'm all yours~! *swoon*
It's ok. I won't get jealous 8|
*catches you* ;D
Aaah! I'm already being welcomed into open arms!
*smooches Max* You know there's no reason for jealousy ;D
AND YES. THE MORE TEMPLARS THE BETTER.
Of course not. Oh looove <3
Oooh, what is your tumblr?
unfortuitously!
Oh - strange, I am already following you!
REALLY?? WHO ARE YOU?
maxsquared
... You troll.
You love me
DID I JUST KILL YOUR EXCITEMENT?
Jesus.
XD
I love you
OH
UH HUH
SURE
YOU WERE ALL EXCITED
BUT NOPE'
BUT THE THINGS YOU DO TO ME.
IT'S JUST LITTLE OL' CESAMAX
I AM STILL EXCITED.
I GET A HOT REDHEAD LADY.
;D -embraces-
AND MORE CESAMAX
NEVER TOO MUCH CESAMAX
-shoves Malfatto out of the way and into your arms- I'm a saucy little red head at that.
I couldn't resist. I wanted her. I /needed/ her.
I love a tasty little red head any day ;]
oh ho! ;D
... don't want Malfatto though :/
HE'S TOO CREEPY
AND A SHIT LAY
Y NOT ME. I AM SO NICE AND LOVING. -BREATHES HEAVY DOWN THE BACK OF YOUR NECK-
GET AWAY FROM ME
CAN I JUSY HAVE CES PLEASE
*JUST
-TOUCHES YOU IN FUNNY PLACES, LIKE YOUR ELBOW AND THE BACK OF YOUR LEG-
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
NO
GET OFF ME
SOME ONE CALL FOR A REAL MAN?
FINALLY
SAVE ME
WITH YOUR CHERUBIC ARMOUR
SO MANLY
/WAGGLES BROWS
-STARES AT- You are only my pawn - not my sister.
/SOBS
WHY YOU DO THAT
HI IL LUPO
IL LUPO
OH MY GOD.
<3333333333333333333333333
-SHOVES CESARE HARD OUT OF THE WAY-
WE HAVE SO MANY TEMPLARS.
My cat just threw up twice on the carpet D':
HEY BABY
... oh dear
-HOLDS ONTO LUPO-
...DOTTORE
-goes to clean up-
/GIRLY SQUEAL
OH MAN. LIA AND LUPO NEED TO MEET
OKAY?
OKAY
MY LUPO. ;A;
jk all templars need to meet
OOH DOTTORE OOH
GIMMIE SOME DAT BAD MEDICINE
NOT IF I BRAND HIM AS MINE
I'LL INJECT YOU ALRIGHT.
-hits that badboy with a syringe- WOOPS. -JK-
I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T SWING THAT WAY
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
/TROLL
ED
/DIES
SO. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES, IF ANY, OF LUPO GETTING IT ON WITH A CHICK?
Malfatto has a gay crush on Il Lupo and never ever admits it or follows through - but he also doesn't know what emotions are what
OR HOW ABOUT A CHICK ON CHICK?
8|
CHICK ON CHICK IS GOOD
ADJNADKJ
-struts over to Lia, hooks an arm on the back of her neck, dropping a forceful kiss against her lips-
8] -peanuts-
/steals nuts
Ooh Dama Rossa, ooh. *smooches*
MYNUTS
HE'S ALWAYS TOUCHING YOUR NUTS, AM I RIGHT?
YES
N MY MOUTH
/PUTS PEANUTS IN MOUTH
/MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
OOOOH MY NUUUUTS
That's right. <3 You love it.
/LICKS YOUR NUTS SLOWLY
/CHOKES
SALTY
FFFFFFFFFFF
;D
YOU LOVE ME
ADMIT IT
I admit it all the time ;D
I fucking love you <3
BUT DO YOU LOVE ME WHEN I HAVE YOUR NUTS IN MY MOUTH?
As Dama Rossa is creeped out by the nut eating
I'LL SHUT UP ABOUT NUTS NOW
So. That weather.
Ohgod Malfatto spitting the nuts out of his mouth and back onto the table, it was gross
Nutty weather we're having lately, huh
YES. HE IS GROSSSSS
WEATHER SUCKS IT'S WINDY AND RAINY AND COLD
PFFF NUTTYWEATHER GUFFAW
AKLJFHSG
XD
Lupo - did you see, or read anything in the past plurks?
THE THIEF IS MY SISTER FROM TEN YEARS AGO AND THEY ARE REUNITED, AND HIS REAL NAME IS RAFFAELO, BUT HIS PERSONA MALFATTO STILL TAKES OVER
BUT HE'S WEARING LESS OF HIS DOCTOR GARB WHEN AROUND HER, BUT STILL DOES DOCTORLY THINGS
So more FACE. WHOA.
AND FAUSTINA WAS ONE OF MY SLAVES AND I DRUGGED HER UP AND BRANDED HER
WHOOA BAZZAAAREEEE MINDBLOWING
GUYS
I have to got to bed. I am so exhausted.
I love you both.
So much.
I love you...
Apologise to Bekka for me? We can continue Templars Go Wild tomorrow.
more ;D
Absolutely.
<3
Goodnight my love.
Impossible!
NO SASS.
Just kisses <3 ;D
SASS IS ALL I HAVE.
... AND KISSES
LOTS OF THOSE FOR YOU
Goodnight! <3333333
<3<3MissyougoodnightKitty <3
XD THIS WAS MARVELLOUS TO READ.
8D
AHAHA
Sobs.
I am my own friend
Aww, there there *pats*
Well now we have a fiery red head. And the only description on her is:
OH MAN
"Vengeful spirit, scorned lover, the Dama Rossa spreads her own rumors to make her work easier."
wow
fiery indeed!
-HOPS UP AND DOWN- I couldn't resist her.
I waited.
Everyone kept talking about wanting her
But yeah, so I walked home with my friend, and she was like "How's class?" and I was like "I dunno"
And waited and waited and today I just snapped - pff
hahahah YEAH I WONDER WHY
she was like "You didn't go?!" and I said "No, I was there, just doing more exciting things than paying attention"
PFF
so I told her EVERYTHING that happened with Malfatto and Faustina
I love you Bekka PFFFF
She was SO on the edge of her metaphoric seat the whole time
8'D
I told her about the ten years ago thing and the slave traders and the followers of Romulus and the drugs and death and
sociopathicness and schizophrenicness
-GETTING PUMPED AGAIN-
and I was telling her about when Faustina removed Malfatto's mask, and she was like "Dude, if only they weren't brother and sister..."
"Because that's kinda really HOT."
...
<_<
I laughed at that, but continued telling her the whole story up to where I left
-knocks Malfatto out- UH OH AMNESIA
And she was just like nodding and like "Woah."
then a few moments of silence and she said
"OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS? THEY'RE NOT REALLY BROTHER AND SISTER, THEY JUST CALL EACH OTHER BROTHER AND SISTER BECAUSE THEY'RE SO CLOSE."
-THROWS LAPTOP-
MAYBE THEY ARE CHILDHOOD FRIENDOPRHANS
OH
MY
GOD
"AND THEY'RE NOT RELATED BY BLOOD, THEY JUST SORT OF ADOPTED EACH OTHER BECAUSE YOU KNOW, KIDS SURVIVING IN THE STREET WHATNOT"
OHGOD
OHGODODODOH
YOURFRIENDISSOSMART
OHGODSOBS
I KNOW RIGHT
I WAS LIKE
8O
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
-IN A FIT OF EXCITED HYSTERICS-
Your friend wins the internet
ASDFGHJKL:
FUCKFUCKFUCK
CANWERPNOW?
RIGHTNOW?
THISSECOND?
YES
YESYESYESYESYES
asjkdfl;aksdjfla;ksjfalkds;jflkasdj
<that'swhatshesaid?>
XD
XDDD
oh wow
OH WOW YEAH THAT'S WHAT HE SAID
SHE
*
PFFF
HAHA
HAHAHAHA