*in another area of the castello, ho hum*

-IS JUS CHILLIN'-

-FEDIWANTYOU, grabs a plate from the cupboards and smashes it-

(I think I need a nap though. I read takes a plate of cupcakes and smashes it and was like WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT)

(( CUPCAKES. TAKE THAT. YEAAAAAH. Sleep tight bb <3 ))

-is honestly just chilling. Needed some peace and quiet after everything and is somewhere outside, lying on the grass and hnn errythin is

beautiful and nothing hurts.-

(( GO NAP BABE ))

((MAYBE)

-ICANMAKETHINGS HURT, smashes another plate-

-YOU DEFINITELY CAN HNN-

-OH. IF YOU STICK AROUND, HE MIGHT LEAVE IN A FIT OF RAGE AND STUMBLE UPON HIM. Draaamaa-

-sticks around.-

-brow wiggle, CESARE PLATE SMAAAASH-

*hears a crash and investigates its source*

Cesare?

-sleeps on the grass alalalaa.-

-whatever, scoops hands around the backside of the dish cabinet and pushes it down towards the ground-

( GOD YOU DRAMAQUEEN )

*watches wide-eyed from the doorway, flinching slightly as the plates smash*

You.. must absolutely LOVE the Auditores, dearest sorella! -throws hands in the air [waves him like he just don't care-

*stays put, scared of him. Hesitantly, she speaks* .. what do you mean?

You know what I mean! I just seem to LOVE them just as much as you do! -cracks a crazed smile, visibly shaking-

(AHAHHAA SALAI KNOWS ABOUT EZIO''S EAGLE VISION BECAUSE LEONARDO TELLS HIM EVERYTHING)

(AND EZIO'S LIKE "areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpeg. You know about that *too*?"

" )

(GDI LEONARDO WTF. )

((WHAT.))

( SHHH NO MORE LOVE. NO MORE )

*totally has no idea what's going on* ... Wha--- Cesare, what are you talking about?

(I LOVE EZIO'S VOICE WHNE HE SAYS IT)

:53 )

(( PFF ))

((oh man. Salai is awesome.))

Your past - a-after I died! Forget it! -turns around and storms out of the castello-

*what he's talking about is totally after this incarnation's life. She has no idea what's going on, and scurries after him*

->8C, stomp stomp stomp, doesn't realize, heading towards his quiet hill, WHICH, SURE, FED IS IN THE GRASS. HILLS HAVE GRASS-

*scurry, scurry*

-OH NOOO-

-D'8 GOD LUC. YOU ARE SO MEAN TO MEAN, SOBBING INTERNALLY, turns- Stop following me!

Only if you tell me what you /mean!/ Why are you so angry? What have I done?

You should just TRY to remember your life until your death - maybe you'd understand. Not only in THIS lifetime have you been with Federico

but in the past, you tried to offer yourself to EZIO!? -lets out a terrible yell, turning, making ihs way still-

*aha, she totally offered herself to him in this lifetime as well. Let's skip over that fact* Wha-- What? I-- I haven't! I /wouldn't!/

-stops once again, turning- Let me BE, /sister/. Or shall I take my anger upon you? -RAGE SEX FTW, SORRY FED. IF SHE SAYS YES, HE WON'T BUMP

INTO YOU-

*NOT GOING TO STOP THE CHANCE OF A BORGIA SANDWICH NO WAY* *freezes, wide-eyed, honestly scared of him, but eager to soothe him*

-YAAAAY. HAHA. THIS SHALL BE GREAT, turns around and heads towards his hill, spotting a lone person from a distance laying down in the grass

-

*hesitates and follows him at a distance*

-WHO IS THIS, shouts- Hey! -doesn't know who is laying there- Get off /my/ hill. -being a brat-

(( fed diiiiied. GO NAP ))

(I TOTALLY PASSED OUT)

(( PLEASE SLEEP LOVE ))

-hears someone screaming at him, is quite used to Florentine guards screaming at him and treats this as such. Languidly sits up.-

Eh, signore? -laughs and blearily rubs at his eyes, looking around and trying to find the source of the voice.-

-makes it closer to him, stopping in his tracks, seeing that it is Federico, standing there, still, filled with fury-

*herp derp8

-derp herp-

-PARP-

-isn't looking in the direction that Cesare is at the moment, lalalaa.-

Signore?

Federico. -stands there, stiff as a board-

-turns around, sees him and freezes, before slowly getting to his feet like a suspicious animal.-

*still kind of just standing there. No idea what to do*

(( what do????? ))

Well. As much as I'd love to start something, I really wouldn't.

I'm going to leave. Peacefully. -eyes flicker at both of them.-

You... -lunges at him, hands on his shirt- Don't think you can leave. YOU are the one who killed Lucrezia! -shakes him some, yet, feeling

odd, because his anger TOWARDS Lucrezia, wtf guy-

And yet you are the ones who put me and my brother's (and friends cough Vieri cough) lives in danger *first*. You brought your sister to

witness our deaths without considering the possibility that you may not be successful.

-puts a hand on the one on his shirt, is being shaken.-

(( Ces: -STARES, smashes his lips against Fed's- I'VE MISSE DYOU ))

((BUHYOO)

(( I'm really toasty right now and i'm trying to play it serious ))

(toasty as in? /DELICIOUS CONFUSION)

(DELIRIOUS)

(ONE WRONG LETTER AND SUDDENLY MY CONFUSION IS DELICIOUS AUGH.)

YOU. It's always YOU that has to mess up my plans. -eyes flickering back and forth wildly between Fed's eyes-

An Auditore does not take the beatings of others without fighting back. -stares back at him, so fucking tense right now but he's kind of

just.. there.- Let me go, Cesare.

(( TOASTY AS IN I DRANK AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE LOVER ))

I shall not! -god dammit, can they just get to the sandwich part? I'm trying so hard to be serious LOL- You will pay for what you have done

Robbing my sister of her life, stealing the apple from me!

(IF YOU WANT MANG~~)

Your family has robbed Ezio of the same things, has it not? An apple, family? Death avenges more death, but it does not always sooth.

killing me *really* make you happy when it is not the definite end it once was for us?

*edges forward, nervous* Cesare...

-throws his hands around his throat, trying to wrestle him to the ground, thoughts of their more peaceful moments flash through his mind,

causing his hands to loosen up- Goddammit Federico!

-a look of pure, animalistic fear crosses his face for a brief moment, shoves Cesare off him and rolls away from the other, getting to his

feet.- Is killing me going to make you happy? Is it? Christ, Cesare, is *hurting me* going to make *everything better*?

YES! It'll make things SO much better! YOU'VE KILLED ME TWICE! -scrambles to his feet, having a shouting match with him- It is so unfair!

I called that truce and you fucking went behind my back, not only killing my sister in front of me, but FUCKING HER! -his voice cracks the

air-

*winces, feeling very much a part of this arguement now*

And I suppose *raping* my brother makes us even in that aspect? Your sister consented to it, I would not force a lady to do something she

did not want. -and glares at him.- Truce? What truce?

(shit I don't remember what truce you're talking about lmao)

( WHEN CES GAVE HIS SWORD TO EZIO AND NOT WANTING HARM ON AUDITORES BUT CES WENT NUTS WHEN HE FOUDN OUT LUC AND FEDD DID IT )

(OH OH RIGHT.)

(SHIT MANG IT WAS TOTALLY CONSENSUAL TOO)

I don't fucking care! I guess I meant nothing to you when I sworn my love to for you? -stops, taken back, stepping back a few times, shaking

his head- Forget it! -shoots a look towards.. the ground, how intense-

(remind me while Fed slept with Luc again?)

(oh right)

(because he was insecure. fuq. lmao /IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME./)

*... Well. She wasn't expecting that. She freezes, her eyes wide as she looks between the two before her*

(( OH GOD. I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON. -SO NOT HERE HAHAHAHA ))

And you just toss me away for your sister? -stares at him, remembering the hurt.- But I understood that, I'd choose Ezio over another any

day. Shit. -okay, yeah. Sleeping with Lucrezia out of spite was probably not a smart thing to do.- Okay. I apologize for that, however l

little worth that may have. I'm sorry. -rubs his neck.-

-his angered expression softening a bit, trying not to express what he's feeling inside, before relaxing his stance- I didn't mean to hurt

you - but it /hurts/ to be killed and betrayed by you. I did the best I could! -spewing shit [Ces: fuck you mun. why are you drunk? You are

affecting me you twat.]-

*makes no movement, partially horrified by what she's learnt, partially intrigued*

Then... I really am sorry I did it. -looks at Lucrezia as well.- I did it out of spite, Lucrezia. Even *I* should know that such things

never have good consequences.

Everything has been pushed too far, Cesare, Lucrezia. -looks at them both, before looking away.- I won't let myself be killed, though.

It.. has been over 500 years since... we all have died [minus Luc] - can we all not.. just live in peace? -starting to break a bit, eyes

flicking between Lucrezia and Fed-

*her brow is furrowed a little, trying to take this all in* ...

Ever since I learned that I'd died by a noose, that's all I've ever wanted. I don't want any more trouble. -turns around, starts to walk

away.-

-quickly lunges at him, grabbing his hand, his expression back to his old Ces/Fed softie expression, covered by his hair from Luc's sight,

his lips baaarely mumbling "Don't go..."- Then stay. Fine. A truce. Do not harm or touch Lucrezia again, without my consent.

The same goes for Ezio, Cesare. -squeezing his hand, jesus christ he misses that expression.-

((... How on earth is Luc going to get in on this CesFed love fest? XD))

( IT'LL HAPPEN )

I promise. Federico. I swear it. -his hand returns the squeeze, turns his head and looks at Lucrezia- You, too, will stay out of trouble

with the Auditores right? -ugh his heart-

(SOMEHOW.)

*looks at him questioningly, but nods slowly* ... I will.

Then it is a truce. -stares at them both, nods.-

-slowly releases Fed's hand, looks at Luc- Shake? [hands]

*looks from Cesare to Fed, walking towards him, her hand outstretched*

-offers a hand.- Isn't it the honorable thing to do?

Please. Come back to our castello. -completely unarmed and unarmor'd[pff] anyways- For tea? -AND SEX?-

I.. (/NOT IN A SEX MOOD UGH I AM TOO SLEEPY)

( HAHAH IT'S OK BB. Go sleep for goodness sake ))

((Yes! Go sleep!))

(( I'm sure we can occupy our selves with other things >D ))

( ;w; /rolls around. I'm not sleep sleepy but it's like lkadsf)