What did Mondays do? Lol ))

Existed and made me get out of bed early

Also, I think it might be a Templar. Yes.

Well, then. I have take care of them too

That would be wise.

Though Mondays are the days I sleep more haha

but never like Saturdays 8|

so bring me mah knife

What?? *Shakes fist* I want to go back to bed!

...Well, Saturdays are Templars too.

WAIT. WHAT? NO.

SUNDAYS ARE TEMPLARS

those are tricky days. Yeah, you sleep all day, but OH MOFO! TOMORROW IS MONDAY

YES

Clearly, these days need to die.

then what are we waiting for?! LET'S STAB!

*PROTECTS TEMPLAR BROS*

Goddamnit there's a woman in the way.

Can you just... scooch over a little, Madonna? We're trying to get our stabbings on.

-stabs you guys-

>8[ -arms around sister-

Damnit, where's Ezio when you need him? He carries women around for inexplicable reasons.

*le gasp* OUR DAYS CAN'T DIE, THEN, PAPA AUDITORE!

Ugh. Damn Auditores - nothing but pests, they are.

Agreed.

What do we do? There are two women in the way and Ezio isn't around to move them.

we punch them 8D

]: *waves a dagger at you*

I was just kidding, Lucreazia! *smiles*