Yes I have a fanpage

has a better page.

"I'll be your friend!"

skeptical of befriending Sealand…

"Oh come on! I'm a nation!"

doesn't believe that, and frowns at him.

sighs melodramatically. "At least I'm a micronation!"

doesn't trust it. "Are you sure?"

nods. "I'm the page picture for the wikipedia micronation page!"

nods slowly, and looks around for an escape. "Impressive."

oblivious and keeps talking. "I have t-shirts and stamps and coins and royal titles for sale! I am so official!"

starts to inch away. "But you're not a real country."

"But I will be if someone recognizes me!" he gazes into nothing in particular with determination in his eyes and one fist clenched.

rolls her eyes. "It's not that easy."

shrugs. "Even if it isn't, I will be a nation someday!" he smiles. "But for now, I always have the internet!"

nodded. "Good luck with that."