to cover up all the crack-exposing pants that seem to be so popular these days.

Hell, it's not even crack-exposed. Some of these pants don't cover ANY of the ass.

Either that or I'd sculpt some toilet paper fragments for people to wear around sticking out of their exposed bums.

Just because I'm nasty like that.

although a flexy piece of TP stuck to your shoe might be kinda funny.

Ooh yeah... A Stiletto Moody with tp stuck to it. I love it!