use the sperm thing, too. And... umm.... errr.... *flails* They offer penis as an option?

opening jars, and getting stuff off the top shelf

dealing with pests / vermin, and home repairs. (Although I can do a lot of things I don't think I could reroof our house)

My opinion: Paying for dinner and giving me sex.

Licking vaginas and staring at boobs

Gay men: blowjobs and anal sex. Hallelu.

snuggles and sex.. everything else i can do myself...

Sex and Snuggles as well!

only thing i can think of is making sperm. if females could do that.. well, men would be screwed lol

Moth removal and having a penis

Keeping me warm on cold nights, and making my son shovel the deck.

I don't need a man to pay for dinner. I'll say sperm and killing bugs.

Strong arms and good butts to

Love. And carrying shopping bags.

This plurk is so sexist. I'm offended.

MandatoryChaos: but wait - she didn;t ask "the ONLY things that men are good for" - just 2 of the bajillion reasons they are GREAT!

if we listed everything this would be the longest plurk ever.

Being good at two things and being good at two other things. See, you never said the things can't be recursive.

That's inappropriate Smiley and TOTALLY breaking the rules.

Delora: