Fuck: Kill: Matesprit: Kismesis: Moirail: Adopt: Blowjob: Take out to dinner: Insult on the internet: Conversation: Befriend: Enslave:
Fuck: Oh god this is difficult. Um Vriska can I just
Matesprit: -ERIDAN MAI WAIFU
Kismesis: Dave. I love him but we wouldn't get along in real life so hnnnngh hatesex would be awwwright
Moirail: I feel like I'd be the calmer part of a moiralleigance, so maybe Karkat.
Adopt: John precious baby come into my arms
Blowjob: Sollux. TWO DIICK2 ARE BE2T DIICK2
Take out to dinner: Aradia. We would be so goddamn classy.
Insult on the internet: Equius. I really don't like him lol
Conversation: Nepeta would be adorable and fun and we would roleplay
Befriend: Fef. We would be dumb and swim and be overly excited and stuff
Enslave: Gamzee. Then I could tell everyone I had a pet juggalo.