(LA VOLPE IS A BOTTOMLESS PIT.)

[Dude. EVERY TIME I COME HERE. I'm really hungry.]

[WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO TO ME]

(IDK MAN PSYCHOLOGICAL BRANDING I GUESS)

[....I'm okay with this]

(we gave you auditerpes in your sleep, I suppose.)

[...I'm even more okay with this]

(And then we posted the pictures on facebook.)

[....I'M NOT OKAY WITH THIS]

[WHAT DO]

(Too late. Machiavelli as well as your thieves have all seen it.)

(YOU'RE THE NEXT BIG INTERNET MEME.)

[CURSES---I'mokaywiththat]

(La Volpe internet memes oh god just picturing that is making me ffhdhghgd)

[IT BRINGS ME GREAT LULZ IN TIMES OF NEED]