better out than in?

At least it wasn't a queef

Hey - that's a good sign, yes? Your digestive system is moving?

nope, been farting just fine through this thing.

Just read through your abdominal history. As none of the tests showed anything, some ideas: food allergy or intolerance? Sugar or lactose?

Next step is likely a visit to the allergy specialist.

Fingers crossed they will find something. It's so much easier to deal with it once you know what you're dealing with.

did it happen all of a sudden one day?

yay for farting