Hehe! I had never seen that... And it seems pretty accurate!

pretty much a dead ringer.

"Elaine cannot communicate meaningfully with Roger about their relationship any more than she can meaningfully play chess with a duck"

Dave Barry! I met him at Books & Books when I was in high school

And yes, this RULES.

which reminds me... I need an oil change...

...goes back to watching Czechoslovakian tennis match.